the sexiest footballer in this world. came to PSG from frankfurt and he has been cooking like mad when playing at the parc des princes. this man is world class and even the great lionel messi admits that he should win a ballon dor in the coming future. he will sit that ninja turtle on his arse and become the new owner of PSG
by big fat tubby December 15, 2023
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"We were at this show waiting for Juiceboxxx to play and Randal came out of nowhere and pulled a beer from her crotch and offered it to Alyssa who handed it to Alex Hayes and now Alex has crabs on her face haha :).
by Wambambambi November 11, 2022
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A Love Crook, A Female that steals your heart with a kiss right under your nose.
VERB:
¹ The ability to say and do anything in a relationship while disabling the male into submission and passively standing by while she diminishes his money and drugs usually with another man.
² manipulating a date during a mountain camping adventure into tresspassing and skinny dipping in resort hottubs. Usually requesting massage for her own pleasure but before sexual activity commences she runs off to another man in the city and there's nothing you can do.
A combination of the words Vandalised and Ran Through
Adjective:
¹ Generational shop lifting skills, and the ability to remove anything from the store she can lay her hands on.
²Her ability to not be spotted stealing because her beautiful giant boobs blind or debilitate loss prevention or boyfriends rational thinking and defences
A Love Crook, A Female that steals your heart with a kiss right under your nose.
VERB:
¹ The ability to say and do anything in a relationship while disabling the male into submission and passively standing by while she diminishes his money and drugs usually with another man.
² manipulating a date during a mountain camping adventure into tresspassing and skinny dipping in resort hottubs. Usually requesting massage for her own pleasure but before sexual activity commences she runs off to another man in the city and there's nothing you can do.
A combination of the words Vandalised and Ran Through
Adjective:
¹ Generational shop lifting skills, and the ability to remove anything from the store she can lay her hands on.
²Her ability to not be spotted stealing because her beautiful giant boobs blind or debilitate loss prevention or boyfriends rational thinking and defences
I was tryin to get laid with my drug money but I fell asleep too early and the Randallizer took me for everything
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The Deacs season was going so well till Shawn (not misspelled) decided to randall them with his presence.
by EZ54321 February 27, 2025
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Jeffrey:Hey Charlissa,Ever heard of Ranfren?.
Charlissa:What No?
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