Hill climb racing

A game played on a mobile device where you use a Jeep to ride on a countryside track to see how many metres you can get.

You can also upgrade your vehicles, buy new ones, and buy new stages. You can get achievements, high scores and have a lot of fun playing.

Greg: hey dude? What are you playing?
Alex: bro, I’m playing this sick game called hill climb racing. It’s a game where you race and upgrade cars to get a new high score

Greg: umm, okay. Seems like a good game, maybe I’ll download it on my phone

by Familyrecordj May 16, 2018

Asian Ranting

Its the need to try and be the best at things and bust out facts that are clearly not true at all. And when that attempt has failed they go into this ranting fit that only ends with them getting thrown out of there mother's basement.

Chin: Dude my penis is not 3 inches. (recites some facts he heard from someone that are completely false.)

John: yes it is. Dont lie just live up to the fact and we can move past this.

Chin: Asian Ranting begins (Trashes around violently breaking thingsand yelling) No mom dont turn of the computer. (insert yelling in another language that is Asian between them) Dude, I gotta go.

Weeks later.

John: Where did Chin go?

Wang: He had to move into grandma's basement.

by Brisco County June 12, 2009

rascing

to use a rasc

anal d: Kurt Cobain is better off dead
me: shut up you dont care whether he lives or dies, stop rascing

by i h8 rascers June 23, 2004

street racing syndicate

a pretty bad game, the only thing going for it are the women on it, gets boring when it gets harder

i rented this game for 5 days and i already felt i was finished

by Aiko Tanaka Rules September 25, 2004

Pregnant Racing Woman

a woman who is running in a race while she is pregant.

Georgia is a 6 months in being a pregnant racing woman some say she will retire

by Juddah March 30, 2009

Ranching

The act involves your erected meat stick tickling the prostate gland of a pony. This can be any pony, but the pony must be alive, and it must be conscious you sick bastard. When you have almost reached point of testicular eruption, withdraw your manhood, position yourself to the side of the pony and swing your dick so your pearly mess arcs towards the neck of the pony. The object here is to try and lasso the pony with your baby gravy. Having your sperm beam loop around the pony's neck equals success.

After a long hard day at work, nothing relaxes me more than a drive through the countryside and going ranching.

by The J011y R4ch3r November 4, 2013

I. S. racing

Usually consist of fags in 4 cylinder piece of shits racing the only people they can beat, each other. They have a high sticker to horsepower ratio, have a wing that can be seen over a truck, and have coffee mug exhaust technology. These are usually ricers or ricerlike Meshuggah who drive civics, preludes, integras, etc. They refuse to believe their cars are not meant for racing and sound like lawn mowers except do not haul as much. Also are blind to the fact that there is no replacement for displacement, as even honda makes all their highest quality cars like Acuras 6 cylinders. Even if one of these lawn mower type vehicles reach high horsepower levels, they are lucky not to break down within their first 1/4 mile run because these engines arent meant for that kind of power. They are stupid enough to pull up to 300+ horsepower Mustang Cobras, Camaro SS/Trans Am, and even Corvettes. The sorriest thing is that they acually think they can win.

Ricer #1 -"Yo dawg, look at my predlude, look at it's body kit, neon lights, rims, HUGE wing, MAD stickas, and Huge exhaust. Oh AND IT'S VTEC."

Ricer #2 -"OH HELL YEA, STICKAS AND VTEC BABY. DAMNNNN that shit looks FAST,it must be a beast"

Ricer #1 -"Nawww dawg, look what else I got under the hood, an INTAKE. I have to race this baby, taking it to the races tonight"
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At the races he finds a 320hp 5.7L V8 Pushrod Camaro SS. He decides it is a good idea to rev up next to the Camaro. The Camaro revs back and prelude ricer all of a sudden has a brown substance dripping through his legs. He gets the ass raping of a life time at that race. The ricer then went home and realized why he had lost. He said he would come back for that Camaro more powerful than ever. Later the next day he went and bought a bigger exhaust.

by dx 32v July 29, 2003