Quantum Fusion

The best fucking thing in the whole universe.

Quantum Fusion is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

by AnonymousSwagBag May 9, 2013

Quantum Endanglement

When an abnormally under-endowed gentleman offers his testicular capsule into the expecting oral feature of a consenting partner until the scrotum has enveloped the uvula in a warm caress. Pubic hair optional. Mint flavor optional. Follow on steps are up to the discretion of the performer.

Becky: Why does your voice sound so scratchy?
Svetlana: Got into a quantum endanglement with Chad last night hand he shaved recently so his balls had five o cock shadow and cheese grated my uvula. I came so hard.

by bambanubz July 7, 2021

Quantum physics

Some ant man type shit or smth

Guy:you know about Quantum physics?
Guy2:I ain't ant man

by Saul goodman 1234569 April 29, 2023

quantum leaping

When you get so plastered that you can feel it before you even start to drink.

You know man, I wasn't planning on drinking this weekend, but it's Thursday night and I'm quantum leaping so I guess I must be wrong.

by FrenchDawg117 February 9, 2018

Quantum Physics

Quantum Physics is a complex form of mathematics used mainly by scientists.

Quantum Physics is a seriously difficult form of math.

by RealBillNye November 30, 2020

quantum of nutsack

1. adj: a measurement of shlongs per eggs on the dance floor or at a party, measured in nibbles; 1 nibble for every dude per chick. As we know, math is quite an issue for this, so rounding is appropriate.
2. adj: also a large group of homosexuals...also on the dance floor

Herman: Hey Richard, what's the quantum of nutsack?
Richard: It's about 3 nibbles.
Herman: Would you call that a fest of sausage?
Richard: Why yes, yes I would.

by doolichard March 8, 2011

quantum entwinement

Quantum entwinement occurs when you think of someone and they are with you.

Jane thought of a friend and for a moment they had quantum entwinement.

by fred ressler April 9, 2017