Quantum IQ

A state in which your intelligence quotient is is both incredibly high and retardedly low at the same time.

Adam is the smartest guy I know, but he also does really stupid shit. I think he has quantum IQ.

by Cateye5 May 4, 2021

Quantum Catalyst

Quantum Catalyst i.e

The starting factor in any and every existence...

Also The reason for the big bang' boom...

Quantum Catalyst can be also identified as a person/persons

This person may be an entity of divine enlightenment...

This isn't the agent we sent for ...?!?...

Are you sure sir?

Well yes he looks like an "Average Joe"...

He's certainly not sir ...

He's a Quantum Catalyst...

His reach is Multiuniversal ...

His skills have no issues...

Okay we will send him to the beginning ...

Sir do you mean the Big Happening?

No, yet yes but when the Quantum Catalyst gets there it'll become the Big BadaBoom!!!

*Alternatively The Big Bang...

To obtain a friendship with one which is a Quantum Catalyst one must enter a state of awesomeness 👌...

by Realm Leaper February 25, 2023

Quantum Endanglement

When an abnormally under-endowed gentleman offers his testicular capsule into the expecting oral feature of a consenting partner until the scrotum has enveloped the uvula in a warm caress. Pubic hair optional. Mint flavor optional. Follow on steps are up to the discretion of the performer.

Becky: Why does your voice sound so scratchy?
Svetlana: Got into a quantum endanglement with Chad last night hand he shaved recently so his balls had five o cock shadow and cheese grated my uvula. I came so hard.

by bambanubz July 7, 2021

quantum leaping

When you get so plastered that you can feel it before you even start to drink.

You know man, I wasn't planning on drinking this weekend, but it's Thursday night and I'm quantum leaping so I guess I must be wrong.

by FrenchDawg117 February 9, 2018

Quantum Physics

Quantum Physics is a complex form of mathematics used mainly by scientists.

Quantum Physics is a seriously difficult form of math.

by RealBillNye November 30, 2020

Quantum Recycler

This is a biomedical machine that is used to bring the dead back to life. It works on the principle that the soul is a form of intelligent enery and can be stored and recycled. The quantum recycler can take the soul from one being and transplant that soul into a dead body, thus bringing the dead back to life. This theory was first presented in a short story by a Sceince Fiction writer named Victor Darnell Hadnot.

Quantum Recycler:

A device or machine that brings the dead back to life. Such a device or machine that was postulated by a Science Fiction writer named Victor Darnell Hadnot in one of his short stories.

by Anna Firaburg, Ph.D. January 16, 2010

Quantum Sleep

The involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. Quantum Sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase "let me sleep five more minutes". Quantum Sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. the result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day.

example:

Before: Let me catch five more minutes of sleep.

...Quantum Sleep...

After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.

unemployment boss appointment regret early

by Baniroquai Rewo November 20, 2010