the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

Deep Purple

A great british 70's rock band! Its guitarist Ritchie Blackmore, Keyboardist Jon Lord, and drummer Ian Paice are all excellent musicians.
This band was known to have witnesses a lot of changes in its line-up.

Who's your favorite Deep Purple vocalist?
Ian Gillan, or David Coverdale?

by godfather November 6, 2004

purple kush

Purple Kush is one of the 10 most powerful ganja strains in the world. It originated on the Northwest coast region of the U.S. Mainly in Humboldt county. California and Portland, Oregon. And up until the last 3 years it could mainly only be found in the region covering the southern cal up through Oregon,washington, and B.C. Lately the rest of the country has got a taste, and ahs now jumped on the bandwagon.

"purple kush originated in the great northwest."

by Showwoff July 16, 2006

purplebelly

From Joss Whedon's (unfortunately) short-lived television show "Firefly."

Purplebellies are members of the Anglo-Sino Alliance, so named because of the purple-tinted armor they wore during the Unification War.

A strongly derogatory term.

Did you hear what that purplebelly called Serenity?
Gorram purplebellies can't take the sky from me.

by Chris the Browncoat October 9, 2007

Almighty Tallest Purple

On Invader ZIM, one of two leaders of the Irken empire, due to their tallness compared to the rest of the Irken race. Tallest Purple can often be found on board The Massive, the Irken armada's flagship, alongside co-leader Almighty Tallest Red. Both of the Tallest are fond of snacks and store them in The Massive's fuel pods.

Tallest Purple: "Hey, I like snacks!"
Tallest Red: "He likes snacks, Zim!"
ZIM: "I know you do. I know."

by Scary Monkey May 23, 2004

polish the purple bishop

a term for masterbating polish meaning massage and purple bishop meaning penis basically jerking off

when they asked why he didnt come to the ball game another spoke up and and said he stayed home to polish the purple bishop

by [e-mail] November 21, 2007

purple haze

Weed with purple hairs/leaves. Really good high. Peaceful high, different than most.

I was so excited to get some purple haze, i forgot to dump the body in the river.

by MichaeldAmmer July 30, 2004