Vehicular Munchausen's by proxy 

When you are sharing your vehicle with someone and it get damaged in someway (door ding, curb check, scratch, totaled) and you blame it on the person you share with, only to find out later that it was your own fault.

Dick: Great, now my wheel is all chewed up because you curb checked. And I know it was you because it wasn't like that last week, and I certainly didn't do that.
Jane: I haven't used the car in the last two weeks, Dick. I've been in the hospital, Dick.
Dick: Yeah, likely story
*LATER*
Dick: Huh, well, I guess I did that when I drove home drunk and ran over that stop sign.
Jane: Yeah, Dick, we call that vehicular Munchausen's by proxy. No one hurt your fucking BMW but you, Dick.

Vehicular Munchausen's by proxy by lil nugget 360 December 6, 2012

dirty sanchez by proxy 

Girl is riding you cowboy while friend is giving her anal. Friend pulls out and gives girl dirty sanchez which drizzles onto your upper lip.

You have to be there to receive a dirty sanchez by proxy.

dirty sanchez by proxy by RudeeSanchez November 17, 2016

Bragging by Proxy 

When a person brags indirectly by citing another person's compliment toward them.

I'm not bragging about my big dick! I was saying that my boyfriend kept saying, "Wow , your dick is so big!" So I guess that, at worst, I'm Bragging by Proxy.

Bragging by Proxy by Waterghost June 27, 2017

Facebook Munchausen by Proxy

When you consistently post graphic pictures and descriptions of your sick or injured kids on Facebook to get attention that you would otherwise not get.

Yet again, Rachel posted a closeup of her kid's bloody nose on Facebook. Her Facebook Munchausen by Proxy is flaring up. I think I'll unfollow.

Facebook Munchausen by Proxy by AlabamTa October 13, 2017

Chunkhausen Syndrome by Proxy 

When a PdM tech in the plant purposely misdiagnoses machine failures in the plant to garner attention and advancement within the company thus justifying their position as well as overtime. The downside is capital being wasted as well as extra unneeded work for the other maintenance employees who could be assigned to more value added work orders.

Denver diagnosed that the #1 I.D. Fan had a inner race defect. Management decided to shut the plant down and change the whole fan out. After losing six hours of planned production downtime the new fan had more vibration than the original. Another Chunkhausen Syndrome by Proxy moment!

Chunkhausen Syndrome by Proxy by Wbr549 May 8, 2019

Butt muenchousen by proxy 

When a parent deliberately puts forth ill symptoms on their child via nasty ass; poisoning food with dingleberries; farting through the vents

Bob you're butt muenchousen by proxy has gotten dangerous, timmy had to be on a ventilator last night.

Butt muenchousen by proxy by Word slayer18769 October 22, 2020

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder by Proxy 

Where you feel compelled all of the time to make other people do things that you do not feel the need to do yourself. Their failure to do so makes you extremely uncomfortable.

Also, making a person do something over and over again because you think they probably did not do it right before.

When my wife cleans the house, everything is good enough, lets move on. When I clean the house, everything has to be perfectly done or she gets angry and makes me do it again. I swear she has obsessive compulsive disorder by proxy.

My dad with his obsessive compulsive disorder by proxy made me go check to see if the door is locked six times last night. By the sixth time I told him if he thinks that I can't do it right, he needs to go check it himself.

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder by Proxy by Akopian Atrebates February 28, 2021