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progamer 

"Progamer" can be used to make fun of other video game players in an online community or in the middle of an online match, usually when they make rookie mistakes.

This term is presently gaining popularity, as many gamers are tired of hearing "noob" all the time.
Way to drive that tank off the cliff, progamer!

Were you trying to stab my tank, progamer?

If you have progamers on your team how come you're losing?

Dude, if the progamers on your team left you'd definitely win!
progamer by Amanda Huggenkisss October 3, 2009
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brogrammer 

A programmer who breaks the usual expectations of quiet nerdiness and opts instead to wear sunglasses while coding. Brogrammers also enjoy captioning photographs of themselves with "bro" puns.
Susie is such a brogrammer, coding in her broglasses while eating brogurt.
brogrammer by jeanqasaur August 7, 2012

programming 

A systematic brainwashing of sorts used in the penal system as an attempt to turn inmates into people who can function acceptably in society.
Inmate #36524 refuses to program; let's throw him in the hole.
programming by groundless November 5, 2003

Predictive Programming 

The idea where the elites want to make stories but they don't have the capacity to come up with something novel, so they just create media where the story is something that they plan on doing in the future.
Guy 1: Did you see the White Noise movie?
Guy 2: No, I heard it was a stupid movie that was only intended for an esoteric elite who planned the East Palestine event.
Guy 1: What a bunch of predictive programming bullshit.

biologically programmed 

Biologically programmed- (men)

A blanket term meant to absolve men of all responsibility for being sexually reckless, pussy-obsessed sleazeballs. Finding justification in the fact that since men indeed are programmed to impregnate as many women as possible, it gives them free license to lie/manipulate/hoodwink/hornswoggle as many females as possible into believing that they are either genuine people or genuinely desirable up until the time when the woman (who, believe me, is looking for an excuse to get her pussy stretched anyways) finally says 'oh what the hell' and fucks him. This includes pretending to be a nice guy, lying about having a girlfriend, or feigning interest in the girl as a person until she lets her feeble "she-guard" down and opens the flood gates to her vagina.
Tiger is NOT a sex addict: he's doing what all men are biologically programmed to do, which is fuck as many fine bitches as he can on his short time on Earth.

progamer 

A 1337 cunt taking out a whole team with a glock. Eg. SK getting owned by wtg! and wtg taking out f-zer0 with a glock and no body armour
progamer by Emil Christritnsen March 23, 2003

extreme programming 

The practice of more than one (usually two) people working together on the same piece of code at one terminal with the intention of creating the greatest snippet of code ever.
Alex: This section is code is awesome!
Bob: Don't thank me, thank extreme programming.
extreme programming by henners123 October 16, 2008