The sitting president reaches and a gropes his nuts many times at the oval office. A little scratchy whatchy. Over time if the sitting president keeps scratching his nuts he will develop a fungus, which first starts on the copper pen, which the president uses to sign his bills and the law. Instead the president creates a new mutant strain of virus that looks like a walking nut sack. This virus spreads to every president to touch the pen and is infected with the "Presidential Aids"
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I've been working so hard, and you can tell by looking at me because I'm aging like a president.
My boyfriend is causing me so much stress, I'm aging like a president.
My boyfriend is causing me so much stress, I'm aging like a president.
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A person who loves to see the world revolving around him only. In addition to being a jerk, he loves to cut money off of programs like healthcare and education. Also, he's a huge joke and needs to step down NOW!
BTW, HE SUCKS AT PRONOUNCING WORDS! FAIL!
BTW, HE SUCKS AT PRONOUNCING WORDS! FAIL!
"HA HA HA! For my next order of business, I will cut millions of dollars in healthcare and education." says president bush
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A group of people, playing as "Secret Service" agents, will quietly put their fingers up to their ear like they're wearing ear pieces. Then, they silently eye and pick a person to tackle. Someone yells, "Get down Mr. President!" The group of "agents" tackles the chosen "President". Agents dog pile on the president and "secure the perimeter" and do other secret agently functions.
A group of people, playing as "Secret Service" agents, will quietly put their fingers up to their ear like they're wearing ear pieces. Then, they silently eye and pick a person to tackle. Someone yells, "Get down Mr. President!" The group of "agents" tackles the chosen "President". Agents dog pile on the president and "secure the perimeter" and do other secret agently functions.
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2) President Skroob: What's the combination?
Colonel Sandurz: One, two, three, four, five.
President Skroob: One, two, three, four, five?
Colonel Sandurz: Yes.
President Skroob: That's amazing. I got the same combination on my luggage.
3) Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!
2) President Skroob: What's the combination?
Colonel Sandurz: One, two, three, four, five.
President Skroob: One, two, three, four, five?
Colonel Sandurz: Yes.
President Skroob: That's amazing. I got the same combination on my luggage.
3) Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!
by Sierra Bravo August 14, 2005
Get the president skroob mug.I almost never hear about any of my own country's news. All the news has been is Trump this and Trump that and he's not actually my President.
by My Names Not Pachinko February 8, 2018
Get the Not actually my President mug.An offensive brute, a scoundrel, the lowest form of life. Possibly a label for the worst level of human living, worse then slavery. Nicknamed after the worst president of all time, or can be referring to that president. A jackass, a sexually depraved parasitic creature who feeds on the hopeless minds of adult america, an organism who would rather have oil then his country's love. Some call him a racist, but most look at him as something bigger, a fascist like the pope. Another use of this name is an error, or any thing described to the personification of the jackass himself
by Rastamaan March 7, 2008
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