pregnancy cheese

That creamy discharge that only pregnant woman can produce. While your eating out a pregnant chick, the creamy, yet distinct slightly powdery cheese that explodes from the vagina.
I went to town on that pregnant pussy last night. Got a little too much pregnancy cheese, so my stomach is a little upset today.
by Smitty45 May 21, 2018
Get the pregnancy cheese mug.

unplanned pregnancy

When one male and one female accidentally make a baby
Son 1: Mommy, what's an unplanned pregnancy?
Wife 2: You.
by yourmotherismine November 09, 2023
Get the unplanned pregnancy mug.

permanent pregnancy

A state of pregnancy, either with fetus, eggs, etc.; that remains with the bearer (gender of the individual does not matter) indefinitely. Gestation may or may not continue, but the act of whelping does not occur.
Plouc: Thank you for releasing me, Spyro. My baby is getting active in my belly. Can you get some ice cream with pickles and shrimp drowning in ketchup for me, please?

Spyro: Hey, wait a second... Are you... pregnant?!

Plouc: I have permanent pregnancy, and I am also an andromorph.
by Emerstta March 31, 2023
Get the permanent pregnancy mug.

Organisational pregnancy

The expansion of a corporate workforce as parents return to work or increase part-time hours after taking maternity / paternity leave.
David wants to increase from 2 to 4 days a week when his youngest child starts kindergarten next year. That's going to lift our FTE's and contribute to organisational pregnancy.
by BellyKlava September 23, 2015
Get the Organisational pregnancy mug.

#pregnancy

A way of responding to sb
by Figging April 08, 2019
Get the #pregnancy mug.

Pregnancy police

This is someone who obsesses over if your pregnant.
"You popo is gonna become the pregnancy police"
Get the Pregnancy police mug.

Pregnancy cake

When a man doesn't clean his ejaculatory residue off from his bellend for weeks/months/years, until the top of his penis resembles a frosted cake. (some might be inclined to add extra cake decorations to penis)

The man then proceeds to fuck his lover, thus giving her 'the pregnancy cake.'
"Frank, I can't lie to you, I saved up for months and gave your girlfriend my pregnancy cake...

I promise, I'll let you know if she tells me she's pregnant, sorry bud."
by Ganshee September 19, 2022
Get the Pregnancy cake mug.