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unplanned pregnancy

When one male and one female accidentally make a baby
Son 1: Mommy, what's an unplanned pregnancy?
Wife 2: You.
by yourmotherismine November 9, 2023
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Pregnancy

What happens when daddy blows his load in mommy's pussy
Friend 1- "omg this cute boy gave me the biggest creampie last night"
Friend 2- "woah aren't you not on birth control? you don't want an unplanned pregnancy!"
by blingusborgus May 2, 2025
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Pregnancy

Lennon is the creator of pregnancy, she's been pregnant over 200000000000069 times. She is a pro.

also everyone wants to fuck her and loves her
"Lennon did you create pregnancy"

*goes into labour*
by Lennon.loves.ou November 17, 2022
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Pregnancy Cheese

The off white to yellow discharge that builds up on the clitty litter catcher of the girls panties. Pungent and awful. An odd cheese that does not go well with cracker, fruit or by itself. Only the bravest of cocksman will attempt to devour this cheese.
Gloria didn’t trust that I would be here after the baby is born, so I ate her pregnancy cheese coated panties. I think I’m going to be sick.
by Smitty45 June 11, 2018
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pregnancy bait

A woman so attractive that multiple men want to have sex her, and potentially make her pregnant,
I saw her first, she is my pregnancy bait,
by Silent Barracuda August 18, 2019
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Pregnancy Brain

When a pregnant person gives head.
John: I’m telling you, we went to the movies and she gave me some Pregnancy Brain.

Billy: Fo-Sho!
by TheOigBlONu April 19, 2021
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Incest Pregnancy sex

when a man and woman engage their unborn child in sexual relations while pregnant....not everybody thinks of a child but not always some people become pedophiles......
would you really make nursery ryhmes for the children unborn engaging in incest pregnancy sex
by letsmakeachange October 29, 2020
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