Portsmouth

Where perfection meets paradise, the harbour town of Portsmouth is born. A collection of rolling hills, real gentlemen, and a burger van combine to create this magical location.

Thou hath visit thy Portsmouth, thus shalt surely remain mushty

by Lewis12121 January 10, 2014

Portsmouth Steamer

see Pompey Steamer for method

Guy 1: That was a text book Portsmouth Steamer, please don't give me another thrashing!
Guy 2: Shut up and get what is coming to you
Guy 1: Nooooooooo......aaaaagh (fade to death)

by The Circle April 6, 2005

Porter'd

The act of being completely sloshed.

Dude, I got SO Porter'd last night that I ended up naked on a park bench!!

by Austin219 August 2, 2010

Portsmanshi

Weird, strange, abstract, unusual, not always bad, just different.

1. The movie was okay, but it was sort of portsmanshi.

2. That guy, although portsmanshi, is quite hot

by ZangyTangy3 November 21, 2010

porterhouse dick

An incredibly large asshole

Phil was never nice, a real porterhouse dick.

by Rendez Marmaduke July 13, 2011

Portener

A breed of Canadian afflicted with excessive paleness, causing them burn and blister in natural sunlight.

Damn I gotta hit a tanning bed, i'm starting to look Portener.

by gottabeKB May 9, 2012

Protest Salad

When your friend doesn't agree with the group's restaurant choice so they order a salad as a form of silent protest.

"Hey Mike, this burger is amazing. How is your protest salad?"

by Dax420 September 11, 2012