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Porter

You're being a real Porter
by JKastle July 20, 2021
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Porter Corkscrew

The porter corkscrew is when during intercourse, someone is upside down doing a handstand over you whilst giving fellatio
Noah had the strength to pull of a toe curling Porter Corkscrew on me
by kevin champion November 22, 2024
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The Porter

When you jizz all over a girls face and extract her period blood and pour it all over her, before you release your steaming diarrhoea all over her. Then you get your dad to lick it off naked.
Oh man I gave my girl the porter last night, it was rad.
by youreds February 10, 2025
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gina porter

Omg look Gina Porter is so hot!
by Jdkudvekeoswo September 26, 2021
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Playing Porter

When you either have magical body positioning that can impress even the greatest legends in your career field or when nobody sees you at work but you fill the blotter with outstanding work ethic that only a model SF Defender could accomplish.
Man it's cold out there. I'm just playing porter tonight.
by Thisoldog March 3, 2015
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Porter

A sweet, loving, caring man. He will always be by your side whenever you need him. Always come to him when you need help. He will check up on you and apologize when he has done something to upset you. He can be sensitive if he things you’re mad at him and he will ask if you are. Please never be mad at a man named this he is so sweet.
Person1: oh I really like porter.
Person2: ikr he is so kind and respectful.
by Actually.how_about.no November 30, 2020
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