The Porter

When you jizz all over a girls face and extract her period blood and pour it all over her, before you release your steaming diarrhoea all over her. Then you get your dad to lick it off naked.

Oh man I gave my girl the porter last night, it was rad.

by youreds February 10, 2025

gina porter

Beautiful woman who's an amazing dancer and dates Nini Salazar-Roberts.

Omg look Gina Porter is so hot!

by Jdkudvekeoswo September 26, 2021

Jade porter

Super cool broski that probably lives in like Oklahoma

Hi jade porter

by NOBODY12345678910111213141516 May 2, 2021

Porter

Obsessive, hippie lover, will fall in love with you If your name is Erica. Most likely has restraining orders against him.

“Yo who tf keeps messaging you??”
“It’s porter.. he won’t leave me alone”

by blondey April 18, 2020

Portered

Getting drunk and passing out on a park bench, then getting mugged for everything except your shitty android

Unfortunately, I went out last weekend and got portered

by Lilbob February 10, 2025

Porter

He is the coolest person put of a group of four that is working on a project about the ottoman empire.

wow ur like a porter

by Gordan ramsay May 3, 2019

Porter

Fucks dudes named max and sucks fat cock

Hey my name is Porter and I suck cock

by anonymous January 22, 2022