pope

Dude who tells people not to use condoms so we can have more brats running around and STD's will become more a part of our lives than it is already.

Pope: Dont use condoms or jesus will cry and god will kill a kitten.

Random Dude: But I have 7 kids and 8 STD's.

Pope: No matter you will be rewarded in heaven for your holiness

by Giant Sea Squirrel September 17, 2010

Pope Lucas the Flocculent

a potentially powerful leader, pending arrival in the United States, Pope Lucas the Flocculent accepts followers of every race and creed to His presence. Never to be confused with the leaders of the Roman Catholic Church, Pope Lucas touts efficiency above all things. Pope Lucas the Flocculent is proficient in a German specialty performance known as the Kerzentrick.

Behold, His shining radiance, Pope Lucas the Flocculent, is among us!

by darwinthehedonist November 27, 2007

Poenix

A penis that rises like a phoenix from the ashes when you thought it was dead for the night.

He came and then I thought "damn, I guess that's over. But a few minutes later he had a poenix."

Also as a verb: "Last night he thought he was done... but a few licks and I poenixed him."

by memejujubee April 12, 2010

Pipena

Pipena definition: the true shape of the Earth, a large disc shaped plane with hills and valleys

Unlike how most of us on the earth at this time have been taught, the earth is not a spinning globe, the earth is stationary and it is pipena.

by Lover of truth and freedom November 20, 2020

office pope

A holy office worker who bestows blessings upon everyone for each and every sneeze in the office. The office pope fears someone will go to hell, including themselves, if they miss blessing even a single sneeze.

Me: "Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you."
Me: "Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you."
Me: "Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you."
Me: "Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you. Bless you. Bless you."

by Skinny Lou Kingston February 23, 2012

bread pope

the man who preaches about bread who also happens to know Men's Bathroom Choir.

You know, millions of people know who bread pope is.

by clubbedsam May 22, 2020

Pogent

Neologism combing potent and pungent.

One could always tell that Jake had been at the grog and jalapenos again when his particular pogent aroma would waft through the office and peel the paint.

by Letsbreakit June 19, 2009