Smoochen Pooches 

When two guy best friends like each other so much that you could imagine them giving each other a lil smooch at the club. They are just so close and so obsessed with one another. The tie each other’s shoes, get dressed up and have a photo shoot together, and they come up with little inside jokes no one else understands.

Oh did you see Jake and Kyle last night? Oh yeah they were smoochen pooches.

Smoochen Pooches by Bdawg612 August 4, 2022

Profile Poachers 

The potent people that sit around a users profile for them to post (alliteration)

"Yo how did Dylan get so famous on Tumblr?"
"He's got plenty of Profile Poachers"

Profile Poachers by Dicktionarier November 29, 2022

marsupial poucher 

A sexual preference in which a female takes 2 peni in the pouch (vagina) and 1 in the ouch (rectal orifice).

Jimmy and Steve helped me give Rachel a Marsupial Poucher

marsupial poucher by Craydaddy January 30, 2024

tattoo poacher 

One who gains clientele by frequenting tattoo shops or parlors and undercutting their prices.

What's that guy up to? Awe, he's just a tattoo poacher.

tattoo poacher by Chachi Comachi May 18, 2024

Pussy Poacher 

A transmasc chaser

OR
A person who doesn't identify as a woman and who has never once lived as one that goes into sapphic, or dyke centric spaces using pan or bi as a sexuality to hook up with androgynous AFAB people, and ghosting anyone they flirt with or approach the moment they find out that that person does not have a vagina or was not female assigned at birth.

Person 1: Is Jackson really bisexual? I get pussy poacher vibes from them.
Person 2: They sure as hell won't fuck with any hottie who has a dick if that's what you're asking.

Pussy Poacher by Grape Crisis July 16, 2024

Pre school poacher

One who paints thier nuts like easter eggs then hiding in the bushes outside a pre school patiently waiting for a unsuspecting victim to collect the "eggs"

Be weary kids its easter,and the pre school poachers are lurking

Pre school poacher by Playground pedo March 29, 2026