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Johnny Polito

The most gayest person u will ever meet. He loves boys and likes to hump his dad at night. His hobbies include overacting in soccer and sucking his ding ding.
by Johnny Deltha January 11, 2019
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Papa Polio

A father who has so much polio they can’t move and have to buy bootlegs using a voice machine
Friend 1: Dude, did you see that guy?
Friend 2: Yeah, he’s Papa Polio!
by Weenie6758 November 29, 2021
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Alex Polidoro

The definition of cringe. A wannabe pot head with suicidal tendencies and a terrible taste in music. Probably likes golfing but is terrible at it. Always living up to the "ex" in Alex.
Oh look Alex Polidoro is trying to include himself on our inside jokes again.
by Accurate Illustrator December 25, 2021
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Avery Polipnick

The biggest Eminem Fan of all time! She's the best!!!!
Avery Polipnick just aced another test!!
by jamiepenti March 29, 2023
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shithouse polio

Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep
I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.
by anonymous December 10, 2023
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shithouse polio

Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep
I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.
by anonymous December 10, 2023
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Cat Polio

The inability to do something because you have a cat on your lap.
“Can you grab me a beer? I can’t get up, I have cat polio”
by Rolandofgilead September 2, 2025
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