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Sushi Poon

Contrary to the popular belief that a sushi poon is just a fishy pussy, it is also in fact, a slightly overweight girl who attempts to take advantage of (rape) drunk guys while she is sober or intoxicated. These kinds of girls can be very hard to detect because generally they are very nice and friendly until they make their move
careful man that chick is a total sushi poon... shes gonna rape your ass later wit that strap on
by Tpain00420 January 5, 2009
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Cal Poly Pomona

Not to be confused with the original Cal Poly (SLO), it was SLO's satellite campus up until 1966, when it became big enough and split off on its own. Most people are unaware that the Pomona campus exists separately.

It is well renowned for its excellent engineering programs (the College of Engineering was ranked 9th in the nation for 2004), ranks as the #2 CSU for engineering (after Cal Poly SLO), and ranks second in the nation (behind Cornell) for hotel and restaurant management. Like its SLO sister, it holds true to the "learn by doing" philosophy, by integrating practice into traditional theory education. However, unlike SLO, CPP does accept a hefty number of dumbasses, which pretty much has screwed their reputation.

But at the same time, unlike SLO, it is mainly a commuter school and the social environment is just plain bland.

It also boasts as one of the most ethnically diverse campuses in the nation (30% Asian, 28% White, 28% Hispanic, 5% Black), whereas SLO is mostly white.

A serious university for serious students. We only care to go to school for studying, not to go partying.
Cal Poly Pomona is definitely an underrated school, but the admissions staff seriously needs to increase their standards.

Person 1: Where do you go?
Person 2: Cal Poly.
Person 1: Oh, SLO?
Person 2: Umm... noooooes, the other one.
by The Engineer December 8, 2004
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polonipwned

The act of being killed (pwned) by the radioactive element Polonium 210.
Alexander Litvinenko, the spy, got polonipwned by "Mother Russia."
by Sirar December 1, 2006
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Poon Tune

The expulsion of air from the vaginal orifice causing a noticeable trumping sound.
Person 1 - "Did she just queef?"
Person 2 - "Yeah! that was a serious Poon Tune!"
by iknoooowright February 28, 2011
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Poon Wrangler

One who's aura embodies the ability to rustle poon.
" Look at Leopold, he came back here with three girls and poped them all. He's such a poon wrangler."

"Check out Thomas St Jock, upon arriviving at a day spa he said 3 words and pulled 16 bitches, he is a true definition of a poon wrangler"
by three one January 14, 2007
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wang dang sweet poon tang

some really sweet poon tang that you really want to shove your wang dang in

Tom- I saw michelle last night she looked so good!
Connor - did you shove your wang dang in her poon tang?
Tom- nahh didn't have the penis to sniff gooch nugget sniff?!?! :D

- Tom & Connor
wang dang sweet poon tang smells like gooch cheese
by Eclipsify November 23, 2013
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Poon Chips

The aftermath or end result obtained by allowing puss / loin juice to dry on one's beard or goatee, often a tell tale sign of being nose deep in moose knuckle.
Neil: "Hey dude, you hungry? Let's go eat."

Bob: "Naw man, I've been snacking on leftover poon chips all mornin. Tasty shit!"

OR...

Wesley: "Hey man have you been eating a bear claw? You got donut glaze all over your face."

Lar: "Man, that ain't donut's them's is poon chips!"
by Tommy T June 17, 2004
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