missed the plot

A common term in British English indicating that the person named is completely clueless.

The company president missed the plot when he said that customers would be charged for service repair.

by headlessnick July 11, 2010

Lose the plot

Get really angry and lose your self-control. Derogatory, as implies that it wasn't a reasonable reaction in the circumstances.

After Dad saw my picture on the front of the porno DVD, he completely lost the plot.

by Observer52 September 6, 2005

Scatter Plot

Diarrhea that ends up on all parts of the toilet bowl, creating a scatter plot diagram... Much like how Dots end up all over a graph, also making a scatter plot

After I ate the XL Mega-Burrito from that Roach Coach I couldn't hold it till I got home and was left with no option but to leave a Scatter Plot all over the bathroom at work.

by Emperor BigDick July 9, 2011

wood plot

The act of taking a shit while camping. Usually sitting on a fallen tree or a man made shit hole.

The act of plotting shit near wood.

Camper #1 I ate 16 sausages and 10 eggs for breakfeast this morning and man do i have to take a slimy nasty wood plot.

Camper #2 Aww man, I was going to hop on the canoe and hang my asshole off the side and take a huge wood plot!!

by Donco December 29, 2007

Leaf Plot

Leaf Plot doesn't mean shit. It's just a stupid thing dumb bitches say to mess with you. A leaf plot is not a real thing!!!

Dumb bitch: "heyyy I like your leaf plot!"
Somebody who knows wassup: "FUCK OUTTA HEA WITH DAT BULLSHIT"

by iknowwasssup October 28, 2019

leaf plot

leaf plot doesn't have an actual meaning. it is a conceptual object and everybody has one. usually used for compliments when you can't put your finger on what it is you like about the person.

1) "ayo ma lemme holla I seen yo leaf plot from across the room I jus had to say sum"
"awww thanks boo yours ain't bad yourself where u get it"
"walmart yktfv

2) "what you so geeked about"
"somebody on the YOLO App said my leaf plot poppin!"

by iknowwasssup October 28, 2019

anime plot

i got this new anime plot. basically there’s this high school girl except she’s got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol’ tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous

joe: bro, i just found this new show!
dave: oh cool bro, what the story line?
joe: anime plot

by oliver made this account March 10, 2022