Sales Pitch

What someone says to someone else in order to have intercourse with them or get their phone number for sexual reasons. Usually applies with a man speaking to a woman.

Bill: Hey, I got that girl's phone number.

Eric: Wow, you must have had one hell of a sales pitch because she's way hotter than you.

Bill: Yeah, I told her I played for the Yankees and created the Xbox 360.

by Pathetic White Guy February 10, 2013

Perfect pitch

That rare case when you drop a deuce with such precision that when you wipe, the toilet paper comes away absolutely clean.

Oh, man! Last night i went to wipe but the paper came back clean... PERFECT PITCH BABY!

by Dconnor December 9, 2017

giggle pitch

This is when a telephone salesman forces laughter during his sales pitch. He/she usually does it frequently and in situations that are not funny at all. It is an attempt to make the buyer feel more comfortable and usually doesn't work.

"Not only is Ronnie a overparticipator he sounds like a little girl when he tries to close with the giggle pitch.

by dutchboybanghem March 19, 2012

Hershey Pitch

Being completely honest at the expense of your career, well-being, etc.

"Boy, Don Draper really fucked himself with that Hershey pitch!"

by TrenchWFB July 27, 2013

bring pitch

bring money to pitch in. or bring alcohol or weed.

“Where the parties at? I’ve got pitch!”
“Party @7:30! Bring pitch”

by your joe mama December 31, 2019

Baz Pitch

Baz is the cuttest, hottest and best character. I love him and u should too. He's been in love with Simon for 11 years, sharing room with him, he's so cuteeeeeeeeeeee. He's a vampire

Simon: he's so fucking smart, I don't know how I'm ever going to get the best of him!
Penelope: who are you talking about?
Simon: my boyfriend, Baz Pitch

by celiastjames November 21, 2021

Good pitch

Throwing a great ball while bowling (right handed) but leaving a stone 8 on.

Amber had a good pitch that broke up her 300 game

by JDuke33 February 6, 2023