Phantom pisser

A phantom pisser is a person who tends to piss on toilet paper, toilet seat and in the top water bucket of a toilet. The name phantom because no one knows who it is
No example as we do not speak or hear of the phantom pisser
by phantompisser August 10, 2020
mugGet the Phantom pissermug.

pisser pal

Someone you consistently have sex with. Could be friends with benefits, or your significant other.
I have been hanging out with Mary so much we decided to become pisser pals.
by Yung Ruble August 8, 2023
mugGet the pisser palmug.

pop you in the pisser

Kick you in the balls.
If you don't stop irritating me I will pop you in the pisser.
by mlhiss August 28, 2025
mugGet the pop you in the pissermug.

Fizzy Pisser

(v.) To go for a drink, preferably carbonated, on a hot day.
1: Alright mate, I'm going to go out for a fizzy pisser down by the beach
2: Sounds good, need me to bring some soda?
by Snecksy April 13, 2017
mugGet the Fizzy Pissermug.

Spaghetti-Pisser

n. 1. An angry Italian person.

n. 2. A chef who puts their bodily fluids in the food they cook (i.e. spitting in it, urinating in it, farting on it).

n. 3. Someone who literally urinates spaghetti. When they have to pee, instead of urine coming out of their "part", spaghetti does.
I don't usually tip the waiters or cooks at this restaurant. I might have to stop coming here cause I don't know if the chefs are spaghetti-pissers or not.
by hjjcnk September 13, 2021
mugGet the Spaghetti-Pissermug.

pisser misser

my son is a real pisser misser
by p3t0r June 28, 2022
mugGet the pisser missermug.

pissers

โ€œare you a pisserโ€
โ€œYASSSSSS BAE SLAYYYYYYYYYYY MATERIAL GWORL๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™โ€
โ€œpissers are pogโ€
โ€œtrueโ€
by homify / pissify April 28, 2022
mugGet the pissersmug.

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