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ping pong theory

where three guys get naked and one plays as the table and the other two get boners and use their dicks as paddles and play a game of ping pong and the loser becomes the new table. loser after 5 rounds get butt fucked by the other two guys.
dude me, john and aydin did the ping pong theory and now my ass hurts.
by cheif9/11 June 25, 2024
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eyeball ping-pong

When two people are taking turns making awkward glances at each other but avoiding direct eye contact; Person 1 will look at Person 2, usually with a side-eye, until the Person 2 looks at Person 1, at which point Person 1 quickly looks away and the cycle starts over. The continuous back-and-forth resembles that of a game of ping-pong. Typically indicates some kind of tension between the two involved parties.
Guy 1: Dude, I saw my ex yesterday.

Guy 2: Yikes, how did that go?

Guy 1: It actually wasn’t that awkward, but we were doing a lot of eyeball ping-pong. I wonder if there’s still anything there.

Guy 2: There's not, you’re just an idiot.
by BandH8r May 18, 2021
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Ping Pong

by guac123 January 24, 2019
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Ping pong

Something sentient species chase for endless hours to prove their worth, endurance and skills to other homosapiens, in order to accomplish something so pointless that we aliens endorse ant more than humans.
Humans: Ping pong
XJAY-563: At least you do something, unlike Jack who can't suck ass
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ping-pong bolling

where a very drunk or high person moves in a zig zag pattern when walking
man that chick is ping-pong bolling all over the sidewalk.
by purple vapor April 3, 2009
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Ping pong on a pony

An expresstion meaning rough sex. Often used in public places so no one understands the meaning of the conversation.
Hey dude I got to play ping pong on a pony with this hot bitch from the party last night. It was so wild I could barily walk this morning.
by Demoness June 1, 2011
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hit yo block like ping pong

To hit sumone block to fuck they hynas
Man fuck ya doin
just hit yo block like ping pong. u got a problem ehse?
by real ass foo February 7, 2021
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