PIMP

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Pussy,Penis or clean version Pleasure

One who brokers sexual services to either males or females for a certain monetary percentage of services rendered. And is also known to regulate his "Bitches" with backhand slaps and also protects his investments.
When one doesn't want a girlfriend he calls a pimp to broker a deal with a whore, bitch or hooker to help him release his sexual fustration. That is the only nice thing about a hooker, you pay them to leave and don't call you or tell you their problems.
by Lostitboy December 22, 2007
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The one who gets the money/jewellery gold etc.. from a prostitute. This is why he is always rich and his shiny clothes and gold jewellery.
Pimps are and should only be black.
by Cool Guy June 26, 2003
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retarded homosexual niggas who eat shit and suck cock while giving handjobs to old fat gaylords during a fag orgy in big mamas house at crensaw blvd. near the Mcdonalds where they serve a big mouthful of secret sauce in your moms big fat ass and everyone eats nuts and drinks jizz after smoking penis like a crack fiend while giving a shout out to their daddy cause he gave the bitch some food stamps and a cock slap to the jaw, quite ironic seeing as her name was jabberjaws but the locals called her nutgobbler, either way the ho knew how to pop her herps like a pro and they squirted in some dudes face and now he got herpes simplex face which is like getting a pound of dog shit in ur eye and too bad the old bum named anis plunger was busy plumbing or else he woulda raped your skinny ass and gave you a bum rash on your butt, by the way you should see a doctor before your ass bleeds green goblin shit. Say hi to your mom for me ! PEACE NT JB SB !!!! (Daniel M. the asian queer from saugus highschool in cali near valencia is a fag who sucks cock and thinks he's cool cause he owns one lrg t-shirt.)
Look at Daniel M. he's so fuking gay wearing that stupid shit, too bad he thinks he is pimp. He should stop wearing dunks cause they make him look retarded like the fag he is, peace out daniel dont choke on cock anymore ok.
by nikeking May 06, 2005
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Someone who uses others for money or sex. Also a nigga who might hit a women for not havin his dough, obviously not a real man.
Momma I gotta go I'll call u tahmorrow my pimps callin me
by Juicy August 05, 2004
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Dat shiznit is pimp!
by Chris October 21, 2004
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not a noun, but an adjective used to describe the way someone dresses or acts. Usually baggy ghetto clothing and a lot of bling.
That one kid from Argo is so pimp!
by K & K October 17, 2004
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A: What's up pimp?
B: Good, what's up tho?
A: Likewise
by Ya Boy G May 16, 2010
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