Captain Phlegm-Ahem

The act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.

Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale.

Hey John, stick a cough drop in it pal! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!

by Dean Barbella June 2, 2008

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ass phlegm

The difficult to clean out mixture of semen, feces, and lubricant remaining in one's rectum after anal sex that stays even after multiple bowel movements. May be expunged with an enema or further bowel movements.

Noun:

1. God damn, Cody, this ass phlegm just don't stop. I think I need a bong-water enema.

2. Man, this button lighter is pure ass phlegm compared to my trusty Bics that my shithead friends keep pocketing.

Exclaimation:

1. Fucking ass phlegm! I just dropped my bong filter down the sink!

by ukohaK May 15, 2014

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Phleeb

A dorky, nerdy, computer guru type person. A serious loner with borderline personality. One who keeps to himself. A looser.

Put a call into the Phleebs and have them fix this damn computer.

My friend told me the new guy is a Phleeb and to watch out for him.

by Steven Fry April 9, 2008

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phlegm cutter

The first alcoholic drink of the day. I think it's originally Australian.

Fancy a phlegm cutter, Bruce?

by Mikie J June 26, 2004

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Phem

n. - That fat chick who hangs out with the group of hot ladys, so that she can look more popular and so that the hotties can look hotter.

Derived from Pheemale.

Ha look at that phem hanging with those babes, shit she's ruining the view!...

by Davie The Ravie July 26, 2005

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