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philosophy hoe

a person who gets off on philosophical discussion and arguments; a person who loves to bring up philosophical or political points and debates for no fucking reason in any discussion they can.
Not to be a philosophy hoe, but Plato says a good citizen and a good person are different.
by ruffdesperado3 January 30, 2020
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The Sy Philosophy

"The Sy Philosophy" refers to the idea that blowjobs are the greatest way of sexual pleasure. The philosophy states that blowjobs create a more "personalised" experience on both the receiving and giving ends. This makes the blowjob a more sentimental way of pleasuring your partner. As opposed to the idea that pussy is the best way of sex, the philosophy argues that pussy cannot be changed, therefore, making it boring.
Dude, did you fuck that chick last night?

Nah, I just wanted a blowjob

Thats dumb

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by Prof. LeMeow November 4, 2020
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The Troja Philosophy

-noun
1. The idea that high school relationships are quixotic due to the fact that having a boyfriend/girlfriend in 9-12 grade rarely ever ends in lasting commitment and often results in the end of a good friendship.
2. The belief that there is really “no point” to making a close friend of the opposite sex any more than a friend and that the only “benefits” you should get from a friend are encouragement and someone to talk to.
1. She stubbornly asserted that having no social life was not the only reason she adhered to the Troja Philosophy.
2. The two became great friends, knowing that their belief in the Troja Philosophy would keep their friendship from getting complicated or stressful.
by Harry Derman November 5, 2012
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Chat Philosophy

When you and another friend are texting or chatting on the Internet and you start talking about deep, philosophical subjects that explore the meaning of life and other things one would not otherwise contemplate.
Mike: So me and Jen were having a deep chat philosophy last night and we figured out the meaning of life.
Bob: And?
Mike: It was cool.
by nexorcexor September 7, 2013
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Philosophy

Philosophy? I hardly know her.
by mariovida October 25, 2023
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Philosophy Weeb

Worst kind of weeb. Watches anime for philosophical analysis. Loves Abraham Lincoln and //.hacksign
Ya know that philosophy weeb who quotes Aristotle all the time?
by WeebEnable630 October 27, 2019
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Douche and Turd philosophy

The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.
'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"
by EG FRESH November 13, 2021
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