Stand-up philosopher

A Bullshit Artist!!

(From the Mel Brooks movie "History of the World, part one.")

Unemployment Office Person: "Name and occupation?"

Comicus: "Comicus, Stand-up Philosopher."

Unemployment Office Person: "A what?"

Comicus: "A Stand-up Philosopher. I take the collasence of daily life and produce anectdotes that have synonymous meaning with various people."

Unemployment Office Person: "Oh. A bullshit artist!"

Comicus: "Uh...Yeah."

Unemployment Office Person: "Well, did you bullshit today? Did you try to bullshit today? Try harder or we'll have to cut-off you payments. Next please!"

by Carl J. Maltese April 12, 2007

Philosophy Guy

Gorgeous dark haired male, with dark seductive eyes and ugly red shoes. Very opinionated and has a nice voice.

You remind me of the Philosophy guy.

by Gargoyle August 13, 2003

Philosophy

the ultimate study of Truth.

The study of finding the ultimate truths of our existence, lives, and reasons for being here. Digging deeper into the meaning of things to find the core Truths.

Original dictionaries labeled this term as the search for God, who is the ultimate Truth.

"Where do we come from?"

"Why do we exist?"

"What is the meaning of life?"

Is philosophy the search for the existence of our Creator?

Jesus said, "I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life"

by darwin was christian March 30, 2010

Palos Verdes

The kids thought I was ghetto because my family made below $60,000.

I believe that says it all.

I hate how people say how rich and snobby Palos Verdes is, it's not like everyone drives a BMW or Mercedes. Some of us have Volvos.

by anonymous157 June 21, 2010

Penguin-wrapper philosophy

Philisophical phrases that everyone knows and groans whenever they hear it. Much like the jokes on penguin wrappers.

Of The Matrix: Reloaded: "Random Bible references and penguin-wrapper philosophy do not a good movie make."

by shen-an-doah October 21, 2003

philosodouche

The name given to a person who believes they are amazing at philosophy and never hesitates to use this philosophy in arguments. Their assumption is of course unjustified and they are in fact a douche.

Yeh, he is such a philosodouche

by Captain philosophy January 24, 2011

Philosophix

This is a type of drink created by an amazingly intelligent and grammatically correct Danish girl. It has a very special and deep meaning and relates to an alcoholic beverage. The ingredients are as follows:

6 Litres of peach ice tea
4 bottles of white wine
2 Litres of vodka

After having a Philosophix one could say they were "philisophixed" last night relating to the state of drunkeness of someone.

by 1Stubbles March 5, 2011