Merch Perch

A term to describe an erection caused by amazing product merchandising.

Did you see that product display?!

Got a full Merch Perch right now

by super_rad February 23, 2023

butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt

butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt

butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt

by KAMEORNEV November 18, 2022

perching

The act of placing your bare junk (usually male) onto the person sitting directly in front of you during class in the fashion a bird would perch onto a tree branch.

Guy 1: Yo dude, today I just lost it and started perching up on this d-bag who had been annoying me all semester.

Guy 2: Gross man.

by mmalone July 13, 2009

PARCHAR

ANOTHER WORD FOR COJER OR FUCK

PARCHANDO -FUCCIN

SO K CUANDO TE VAS PARCHAR A ESA NIÑA

ESA GIRL ESTA TODA PARCHADA

ESOS PUTOS SE ESTAN PARCHANDO

by CHAPARRA23NS June 9, 2009

perch

alternate way to describe giving someone the middle finger.

"you want a perch? there! ya perched!!" (giving middle finger)

by the butcher September 30, 2006

perch lips

The kind of lips you can rest your penis on.

Damn, girl!!! You got some perch lips!!!!

by HB711 November 24, 2017

Perhaps

Something said when a hottish girl walks past

John: Hey Fred check her out

Fred: Oh perhaps

by moltenriches September 8, 2009