The Doors of Perception

An amazing book written by Aldous Huxley, Its mainly about the a drug / root called peyote and another drug called mescaline. The book was so impacting it infulanced amazing talents.

Such as jim morrison who later on named his band witch is now considered one of the greatest rock bands ever The Doors

by n333m October 24, 2004

porcelain Picasso

A defecation on the inside of a toilet bowl that leaves many streaks resembling a distorted Pablo Picasso painting.

I was about to flush when I realized I made a porcelain Picasso and took a picture instead.

by Russell Heimlich December 22, 2008

perceptionist

A person who demands that people live their life more concerned about what others will perceive of them rather than who they actually are.

Perceptionists are typically found in corporate settings especially Fortune 500 companies. They tend to be so focused on perception rather than reality that life passes them by. While they may have piles of money they usually lack true happiness and a self fulfilled life.

I once had a boss that was such a perceptionist.

by smellytuna January 26, 2010

feed the porcelain pelican

To excrete waste via the anus - to take a huge shit.

Fuck mate, back in a moment, gotta feed the porcelain pelican.

by Raevn April 3, 2006

piss on the porcelain

An expression that implies one is being overly subtle while doing something common - such as talking. Similar to the way one would urinate on the bowl of a toilet or urinal to avoid creating an audible noise.

I want to call my boss an asshole, but I can't. I'll just piss on the porcelain about it for self-satisfaction.

by Big Dick Chuck November 7, 2007

Ten Percent Rule

You must be ten percent smarter than the equipment you attempt to operate.

I tried to fax you but I failed the ten percent rule.

by Ben Dreidel August 20, 2008

Honorary One Percenter

A Useful Idiot/Elitist Worshiper that worships the one percent, supports their economic goals including trickle down economics. Unlike a true member of the 1 Percent, a Honorary One Percenter doesn't have economic capital to truly be one hence his Honorary Status. A Honorary One Percenter can be corporatist, libertarian, or a conservative among other political demographics. What is required of one is their loyalty to the 1 percent and their plutocratic ideals. Including undermine the ability of the people to have a voice in a Representative Democracy

Paul listen to the Honorary One Percenter whine about how horrible the 1 percent in America had it when it came to their tax rate. All the while bashing those who barely had anything for having it easy.

by Libertatis January 26, 2015