penile gland

that fucking thing named mr. penile that lives in cocks.
Goddamn that fucking penile gland, he better start paying rent or he's out!!
by Billy the Butt Pirate August 16, 2003
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penile erectionism

a fancy name for a boner :)
Oh my GOSH Charles! By Golly, you've got a penile erectionism! :O (:D)
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penile wagon

Based on the Inbetweeners 'the minge mobile' that they do 'pussy patrol' in, meaning looking for girls but this is the version for girls to use when they are on 'penile patrol' looking for boys! The car they use is known as the 'penile wagon' rather than the 'minge mobile.'
'Come on babe, hop on the penile wagon.'
'Okay, are you on penile patrol?'
'Yeah babe;)'
by moo girl February 29, 2012
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Penile Vomit

Verb: A particularly strong, and often potent ejaculation of semen, typically dispensed from teh penis, onto the face of a (preferably) female cumcepticle.

Derrivation: See dick spit

The word cannot and should not be used as a noun. Ever, lest ye die, as outlined by holy doctrines of teh second son of Jupiter.
Cassius: I was puss-fucking Alexia the other night, when I'd finished with her lower frontal cock cabinet I sprayed penile vomit into her face, bitch was furious dude!

Demetrius: Epic lolz @ her face.

Cassius: I know dude, I sex-pwnd that fuck/cum-recepticle. I even took a photo an sent it to that ho's mom.

Demetrius: You iz one sick cunt-punisher!

Cassius: Tru fax.
by noiizntgotbttnxfraxingbtch December 18, 2010
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penile bifida

to have two penii
"always said she was lucky! her old man's got a dose of penile bifida"
by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003
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penile erection

When a man (or shemale...arrrr PENIS) comes anywhere near contact with poonani or one who never gets any action just hears shakira. The British way to say, bonar
(in the background) Whenever.. wherever...
-Oh my god i have a huge penile erection! -Spooge-
by jesta :--> September 16, 2003
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