by Billy the Butt Pirate August 16, 2003
to get your penis enlarged
by David boland October 25, 2003
by first_time_dictionary_dot_comr June 04, 2009
Based on the Inbetweeners 'the minge mobile' that they do 'pussy patrol' in, meaning looking for girls but this is the version for girls to use when they are on 'penile patrol' looking for boys! The car they use is known as the 'penile wagon' rather than the 'minge mobile.'
by moo girl February 29, 2012
Verb: A particularly strong, and often potent ejaculation of semen, typically dispensed from teh penis, onto the face of a (preferably) female cumcepticle.
Derrivation: See dick spit
The word cannot and should not be used as a noun. Ever, lest ye die, as outlined by holy doctrines of teh second son of Jupiter.
Derrivation: See dick spit
The word cannot and should not be used as a noun. Ever, lest ye die, as outlined by holy doctrines of teh second son of Jupiter.
Cassius: I was puss-fucking Alexia the other night, when I'd finished with her lower frontal cock cabinet I sprayed penile vomit into her face, bitch was furious dude!
Demetrius: Epic lolz @ her face.
Cassius: I know dude, I sex-pwnd that fuck/cum-recepticle. I even took a photo an sent it to that ho's mom.
Demetrius: You iz one sick cunt-punisher!
Cassius: Tru fax.
Demetrius: Epic lolz @ her face.
Cassius: I know dude, I sex-pwnd that fuck/cum-recepticle. I even took a photo an sent it to that ho's mom.
Demetrius: You iz one sick cunt-punisher!
Cassius: Tru fax.
by noiizntgotbttnxfraxingbtch December 18, 2010
by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003
When a man (or shemale...arrrr PENIS) comes anywhere near contact with poonani or one who never gets any action just hears shakira. The British way to say, bonar
by jesta :--> September 16, 2003