Peefoul

When two men walk into the bathroom and the shorter of the two takes the bigger urinal, thus making the taller man pee in the shorter urinal. Thus the peefoul is committed

I was just peefoulled by a midget, so I peed on his shoes

by angererer October 9, 2010

peemergency

The urgent need to urinate.

After 5 hours in the car and a super big gulp, I was having a peemergency.

by JavaJaneOhio December 2, 2010

PEENOOSE

1. The act of throttling yourself with a noose whilst urinating. It gives an extra sensation to the act of relieving your bladder of your urinary juices.

2. The username of someone whose last name was Kooze. Haha. Kooze.

3. Freezing a ring of urine in order to use in a future hanging as the noose.

1. Peter: "It feels so much better to relieve yourself when you have a rope tied around your neck. The lack of air increases the pressure. I love to PEENOOSE."

2. Dick: "Yo, PEENOOSE, how's the stick in your ass?"

3. Rod: "There's a hanging today. Maybe they'll hag the guy with a PEENOOSE."

by JurassicGriffin April 21, 2010

peeholorous

Is an STD that scabs the top of your penis hole, and can never heal, because a person has to urine, their forit does never has a chance to heal.

you urine and it peals the scab and never cures

by Ramon Langarica August 7, 2003

peedofile

A peedofile is someone who listens to you pee. Derived from the word pedofile

Er stop being a peedofile!

by *Meegs* August 27, 2006

Peeboy

It's my name.

look at who wrote ya jackass.

by Peeboy June 26, 2003

Peem

A bad gamer

That guy is just a peem!

Got peemed on!

by Oneisonlypoggersfake January 15, 2022