Pee Pee Poo Poo Man 

The man who hides in your closet and sneaks into your bathroom while you are sleeping to steal your poopie and pee pee. He comes out only on the occasional times of the year where the moon is full and there is total darkness. He is such a sly man that when he loots your poopie you wouldn’t ever even seem to notice, it’s almost like he was never even there! He is sneaky boy who feigns for your poopie, you can not hide it from him, he will ALWAYS find it.

Person 1: Yo have you been noticing your poop going missing lately?
Person 2: That’s crazy asf bro! I been noticing the same thing lately! It must be the Pee Pee Poo Poo Man, it was a full moon last night!

Pee Pee Poo Poo Man by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

pee moon 

pee moon is a moon not made of cheese but of pee

"dude i swear to god, that moon is made of piss!!!"
the dude: "yeah i know bro, it's a....PEE MOON!!!!"

pee moon by PEE MOON March 11, 2021

pee shy 

The inability to urinate in public, for example at a crowded row of urinals.

"What's the matter? I thought you said you had to go?"

"I *do*, but I just got pee shy."

pee shy by The Grammar Nazi July 2, 2004

pee pee poo poo fart fart 

I get that you are bored, but you really should do your homework.

you: Im bored what if I type pee pee poo poo fart fart on UD

your homework: bruh

pee pee poo poo fart fart by Hehe I cheated June 14, 2021

Pee-wee trophies 

Noun

A cheap plastic trophy given to a young child that signifies no achievement whatsoever.

You kicked the ball! Yay! Have a trophy!

You failed to kick the ball and fell on your face! Yay! Have a trophy!

"My kid has stacks of these crappy Pee-wee trophies at home gathering dust..."

Pee-wee trophies by IQuarent April 14, 2014

Pee Sauna 

Pee Sauna is a state of enlightenment obtained when one steams their piss and absorbs the vapour in a portable sauna. The enlightenment is said to gift the user with abilities similar to that of The Melon Man and HeeHoo. Lesser results can be obtained by using six cans of Red Bull or two full bottles of High Life.

A person can only withstand the Pee Sauna up to three times, any more and it becomes a pattern. And nobody wants a pattern involving pee.

Evan: What if you guys did a pee sauna?

Pee Sauna by (Not) EEF "Melon Man" Nestor November 17, 2020

pee pee juice 

When pee is mixed with lemons,it becomes pee pee juice

“That pee pee juice was good”

pee pee juice by fathead191 July 11, 2018