only parent

A single person with children, when the other parent isn't in the picture at all.

So when do you get a weekend when your ex takes the kids?

Oh, we haven't seen him in years. I'm an only parent...

by wazoomba April 11, 2009

Asian parents

A type of parent who makes you do homeworks during a summer vacation, no any kind of day off. Even if you don't have any kind of school assignments or you are already done with it, they will ASSIGN YOU WITH SOME BOOK REPORTS LIKE THEY EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. THEY ALSO WANT YOU TO BE EITHER A :
1.DOCTOR
2.LAWYER
3.DOCTOR
4.DENTIST
5.DOCTOR
6.TEACHER
7.DOCTOR
8.PIANIST
9.DOCTOR
10. ANYTHING BUT A RESTAURANT EMPLOYEE OR A SANITATION WORKER
WARNING!!!!! DON'T EVER SAY YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO. YOU'LL THANK ME LATER

My asian parents (mom) assigned me a book report during a summer break because I said I was done with my school work. I just copied the ones I did for school into the notebooks. Like she'll even know what the books are about.

by Hide George Bush October 22, 2017

Parvenu

Someone who has suddenly found new wealth but does not know what real class or real taste is and behaves like their former class status.

BoB - I recently inherited 50 million dollars from a deceased estate. I only found out last night whilst watching footy and smoking and drinking. Good thing the caravan I was living in had a phone.

John - wow!!... what are you going to do with all that money?

BoB - well I'm going to party hard and get laid every day. I'm going to buy a monaro and buy a house that has lots of budha statues and look-a-like van gogh paintings and shop at MYERS and get my self a smart wife but is tarty.

John - how parvenu.....

by Scarlet rose December 29, 2012

Parents

1) The coupled adults that give birth or adopt a child.

2) The coupled adults that tend to have misconceptions and arguments on how to manage the lives of youth, attmepting to restrict freedoms, rights, privileges of their biological and/or adopted children in what they consider to be the "best interests" of the child, regardless of age, sex, creed, or legal standing.

3) The coupled adults that agree that no matter how logical or ethical their biological or adopted child's decision may be, they still know better than said person and have no duty to listen to or understand the point of view of that person regardless of age, sex, creed, or legal standing.

1a) John and Jane gave birth to Billy and they are his parents.

1b) John and Joe (or Jane and Joan)adopted Billy and they are his parents.

2) John and Jane have told Billy he is grounded again because he got a B- on his last test. Billy believes he can't leave his room because his parents said so.

3) Although Billy loves Susie and has gotten her pregnant at the age of 21, his parents agree that he cannot marry her because it would look bad for his parents if Billy marrid such a trashy whore.

by RDRR May 14, 2005

Rave Parent

A rave parent or rave parents, are ravers that meet a first time raver while at the rave, and choose the Name for the new raver. The parents cannot be of relation or had any kind of past relationship with, but a raver that they just met. This makes the name more creative and unique because it is made by the first impression of the new raver. The raver may choose to agree or disagree, to whatever the raver feels is a good enough name, but the raver and the rave parents must agree. Once the Name is chosen and agreed on, the parents must present their new child with a gift, usually candy(rave bracelets) or glow stick etc. Every Raver has at least one rave parent, that welcomed them into the raving community. It is a honor to be named by a seasoned raver, and their name should be remembered so when one day that new raver can pass on the tradition, by telling their new rave child who their rave parents were(Now Rave Grandparents).

New Raver: HI, this is my first rave.
Seasoned Raver 1(Kitten): Have you been named yet?
New Raver: No, can you give me one?
Kitten: YEA! Hold on(grabs her boyfriend) He Wants us to be his rave parents!
Seasoned Raver 2(Suspect): I'm thinking... Ping!
Kitten: I love it, you like it?
New Raver: yea, thats cool.
Suspect: Alright dude, heres you're first candy, don't hook up with any of you're sisters. There a few of them out there.
Ping: Thanks!

by WOP Dagio May 26, 2008

Parent Pressure

Different than Peer Pressure, but just as likely to make you do something you normally wouldn't.

I hate going to college, but it's all that Parent Pressure I'm getting!

by misspelld August 2, 2010

Parents

Creatures that were made to ruin your life and to make you miserable forever. They do not approve of urban dictionary and are the biggest hippocrites you will ever meet. If you are lucky, your parents may not hit you with a stick, be biased or force you to learn more than one language. Good luck with your parents.

Parents: No. Your not getting a phone because I don't want you avoiding face to face interaction and using your phone all the time.
*avoids face to face interaction and uses phone all the time*

by GT.GRASSEY.GRACETAN.HATER September 6, 2017