Paralyzer

When you pound her so hard she can't move her legs for an hour.

Donnie gave her the paralyzer!

by Mellonballar August 18, 2021

paralese

a hot ass bitch with a square body.

him: “paralese is so hot that’s why we can’t touch her.”

by paralese August 19, 2021

Paralysis

The collective noun for a group of gatekeepers in any large organization, especially government. Typically range from policy-quoting front-line workers up to middle managers with no hope of promotion.

"My proposal was well received by anyone I spoke to about it, but now it's been stymied by a paralysis of bureaucrats."

by Dudge September 23, 2022

Paralyzer

A song from Finger Eleven describes the dream of someone moving because she´s standing still: "If your body matches what your eyes can do you'll probably move right through me on my way to you". Or something like that. You may recognize this song from a video where a band formed by Niko Bellic from GTA 4, Master Chief from the Halo saga, Ellis from Left 4 Dead 2, and the soldier from TF2 play the song with Guitar Hero UI.

Someone -There is a song about someone wanting someone else to move
Someone else -Oh yeah that´s paralyzer

by ow737 June 1, 2023

Parasex

To have chromosomes of a gender yet being of the opposite gender.

“She has a parasex and doctors don't exactly know what she is.”

by anonymous August 14, 2024

phone paralysis

The complete inability to think or speak that some people get when their phone call is answered by someone other than the person they tried to ring.

They seem so stunned by the fact that someone they called might momentarily be away from their desk, that they had never thought of a way to deal with such an eventuality.

John's colleague: "Hello, John Smith's phone.................Hello?

Caller: "......er, hi.......er........is John not there?...."

John's colleague: "No, he's not about right now, can I take a message or something?"

Caller: "Er....er....yeah, can you ask him to call James at Acme? He's got my number"

John's colleague: "Will do, thanks.........(hangs up).....Jeez that dude had real phone paralysis!

by Urban Englander June 20, 2009

fecal paralysis

Having to poop so hard you can't move.

A common occurrence of Prairie dogging it,goes hand in hand with fecal paralysis.

by Dan Jon August 16, 2016