fudge packer

A guy who has spent more time with men pumping semen into his ass and mouth than with his own penis inside of a woman. If he's very dedicated and really gets "into it", he probably has "bareback" or unprotected sex, which he prefers for the sensation of his partner's throbbing member rubbing against and stimulating his prostate, which serves as his male g-spot, as well as the feeling of having his rectum filled with semen, which is known colloquially among gays as "getting bred".

Jake's a fudge packer. He got busted by the cops in the park while naked and bent over with Ben's dick up his ass.

by Me Is Who I Are May 9, 2020

packer

For sale at adult novelty stores or online; a life-like fake penis with testicles used to "pack" into the underwear of females or the penis-less who want to give the impression of having a penis. Female to male transitionals, butch lesbians or guys just wanting to seem like they have a bigger penis can use them.

Descriptions of packers from a couple of online stores:

Mr. Softy: Super soft and great for everyday packing! A perfect size to fit under any pair of pants or jeans. We recommend a tight pair of briefs to keep it in place, and a little corstarch to keep it soft after cleaning. Made of cyberskin.

Soft Pack:
This family of packers is built to bulge. The realistic package feels amazing through jeans and has even been known to pass the "squeeze test" at gay men's clubs. It has a "realistic" texture as well as form, and successfully mimics a flaccid penis. Available in Vanilla, Mocha, Chocolate, and Blue colors and in mini, small, medium and large sizes. Not usable for penetration. Made of phthalate-free Reel Feel Super Skin. Mini: 3-1/2"; Small: 4-1/2"; Medium: 5-3/4"; Large: 7".

by Sally Griffin September 14, 2008

Packers Suck

The Green Bay Packers professional football team is an abomination of human endeavor that has sucked, sucks presently, and will continue to suck for all eternity.

9-10-2006: Chicago Bears 26, Green Bay Packers 0. Packers suck.
12-25-2005: Chicago Bears 24, Green Bay Packers 17. Packers suck.
12-4-2005: Chicago Bears 19, Green Bay Packers 7. Packers suck.
12-7-1980: Chicago Bears 61, Green Bay Packers 7. Packers suck.
et cetera, et cetera...

by Brandon P October 6, 2006

flaming fudge packer

a person who shits in a bag, lights it on fire, leaves it as a present on a doorstep.

by pollin July 13, 2003

scissor packer

A low voltage technician, someone who works in the communication field. A telephone installer.

"The electricaians are finished , now to call the scissor packers"

"The new guy used to work as a scissor packer"

by Lucky lager June 5, 2017

Rice Packer

A Racial Slur for a Person of General Asian decent. Usually from Vietnam, Korea(Both), Japan/ and or China. This term came about, no doubt due to the Asian's vast and insurmountable love for foods of the grainy type. They not only eat rice, in disgustingly large quantities, but it is also one of their major exports, so they therefore pack it...hence Rice Packers.

God: Hey yo...Rice Packer!

Wang Chung: I don't recognize you as my god...I serve Buddha

God: Get that cat out of your mouth, before I shoot you with lightning and bury you in the nearest rice patty

by BanRice April 19, 2009

and then the Packers won the Superbowl

A newer version of the phrase "and then I found ten dollars", incorporating the victory of the Green Bay Packers in Superbowl XLV.

This phrase adds excitement to a story when it obviously ends abruptly and with no point.

-"I was watching this really funny commercial the other day, I guess you had to be there..."

-"oh...cool"

-... and then the Packers won the Superbowl"

-"Aww really? Fucking sweet!"

by and by February 25, 2011