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choking the oompa loompa

another way of saying 'jacking off' or masturbating
Dude, I got in so much shit yesterday. My parents got back from their trip earlier than expected and caught me choking the oompa loompa in the living room while watching some porn. It sucked.
by jeiarr December 25, 2008
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oompa loompa

A girl who does not shave her twat
"did you see that picture? She's rockin the oompa loompa
by kungfustu October 30, 2011
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Oompapa

Drinking music, often with a tuba.
We had a great time at the German restaurant last night. They even had 3 guys playing oompapa music.
by Al_Bravo October 19, 2012
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Oompa Loompa

An oompa loompa is a short, fat, orange skinned and green haired person/creature who sings and rhymes. They are from oompa ville and can be used to describe an unlikeable person.
Example #1: Omg Donald Trump is such an Oompa Loompa
Example #2: Omg did you see that teacher they are such an oompa loompa.
by maddyrose June 2, 2018
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Oompa Loompa

Security help they have a Oompa Loompa in the White House!
by Hi its Charli D'amelio June 9, 2020
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Purple Oompa Loompa

When you fuck him so hard his weenie turns purple. After this occurs, the only solution is to be drowned in cum.
Usually happens with girls names Taloulou
“Have you seen taloulou”
“Nah, she probably drowned in cum”
Chad enters...
“Hey chad, have you seen that stripper taloulou?”
“Yeah, she gave me the purple Oompa Loompa last night! 😉”
by Tam tam buttlicker October 24, 2019
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oompaloompa

1. verb. to be someones universe/their everything
2. verb. to keep someone up on the phone all night
3. noun. a secret crush
Rachel is my little oompaloompa.
by Fraser J November 6, 2007
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