Onion Blizzard

When you fart in a jar, seal it and discretely put it in your friends freezer for a surprise opening at a future unknown date.

I gave Evan the Onion Blizzard after he beat me in fantasy football. His sense of smell will be ruined forever.

by User56257 October 19, 2021

Monday Onions

Phrase used to describe bad news.

Bill: Dude, Jenny broke up with me last night...

Tristan: Damn, sorry man, that's some Monday Onions.

by Auroleus_Bombastus April 12, 2010

Summer Onions

A set of saggy, dangly, sweaty balls/testicles. Primarily due to heat.

They are the opposite of Winter Onions which are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.

I was just scratching my summer Onions and now my fingers smell like pickled onions and sour cheese.

by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018

Ashley Olson

Ashley Olson is very beautiful, and gorgeous even if she denies it. She is very funny and tell the best stories. Ashley is very smart and is in honors classes. Ashley rarely gets mad, and is an angel. Ashley loves to read, and has the best handwriting. She says sorry a lot, and even says sorry for saying sorry. She won't take compliments but you should always give them to her because they are true. Ashley Olson LOVES bread and tortilla chips, she also LOVES Star Wars Marvel, and Disney. Ashley is very sweet and kind, she can't spell at all. Ashley loves the color blue and is pretty crazy and weird at times. She loves Star Wars more than Star Trek which is crazy but she has her own opinions. Ashley Olson is a great best friend and you should never leave her. I can go on and on about Ashley Olson but its time to go so bye. Everyone loves her but I love her the most. *Olson is spelled O-L-S-O-N that is the correct way to spell Olson there is no other way, no matter what ANYONE says*

Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: What?!? You haven't heard about Ashley Olson? She is amazing and pretty and smart!!!

by ArielAaAriel February 11, 2020

Dookie Nigga Onion Ring

An onion ring that has been marinated in some nigga dookie

Ayo i'm finna go to Burger King you want a Dookie Nigga Onion Ring?

by haremrules January 23, 2021

who gave my son an onion

no seriously who gave my son an onion

bruh i’m dead serious who gave my son an onion

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

Oneonta

Drinking town with a college problem.

Butt hole of the universe.

And now we have yet another thirsty thursday.

I would have written my paper, but this is Oneonta.

by solobassist January 4, 2008