Mong-Gimp

A totally spasticated idiot.

Originally formed by combining the words:

'Mong' - (Mongoloid) a total spac.
'Gimp' - A smiling idiot. :)

Tim 'Ronnie Slapped Arse Corbit' Benfield

George Bush

by Tom Jones September 21, 2004

ming mong

Someone of simple intelligence or who once upon a time would be called a village idiot. Especially effective when teamed with the name of your next door town.

That guy is a ming mong.
They are all Newhaven ming mongs

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

mong hole

Someone stupid or acting foolish

Shut up you little Mong hole

by Dirtylittlescrounger November 2, 2017

Monging out

The come-down after smoking marijuana

Shit man- i'm monging out

by Dave October 22, 2004

Fucking Mong

A derogatory phrase used towards mongs. Also used towards people you dont like when you cant think of anything else to say.

Did you see that fucking mong go past, what a fucking mong;
Bill: Have you done the maths homework?
Tom: .................. Johnathons such a fucking mong.

by JC® October 25, 2006

mong doubt

Mong doubt - the kind of doubt a stupid person may experience in times of confusion.

look Jerry than idiot has been trying to cross the road for ages, no Tony he's Just got mong doubt!

by tomitch24 July 28, 2014

Mong Life

"Mong Life" means always trying your best, enjoying everything you do – like work, friends, hobbies – and making the most of life. It's about being happy and positive, and inspiring others to do the same.

- Damn that boy is enjoying life in his lambo

- Yup, he living that Mong Life

by Mongster August 16, 2023