Cornered and Cornholed

When you attempt, and ultimately, fail, to prevent a gang of bearded, mushroom-penised inmates from overpowering and rectally violating you in the prison store room.

*Watching the butt-flogging montage in The Shawshank Redemption*

"Man, there goes Andy with his broom again. You'd think he was the only piece of ass in all of Shawshank."

"Yeah, these butt cowboys have already cornered and cornholed this dude a dozen times."

by Belinski November 3, 2018

dork-cornered

trapped in awkward conversation with a human lacking social and conversational skills

"While at the conference, I was dork-cornered by someone I'd never met, and had to be rescued by a friend. "

by bella chiola February 24, 2010

Corner Hugging

The act of staying close to a corner on a dark street during the night in an attempt to attract sexual attention, and later exchanging salacious acts with each other.

jon: yo, did you see all that corner hugging back there?
bob: yeah, they must be getting at least 200 per!

by MYNAMEISJESUS12345 December 14, 2010

corner cutter

someone who always tries to find the easiest way to do something

wow Amy did cut corners on this project again. She is the real corner cutter

by smarter pants September 8, 2015

Corner Jump

A corner jump is a very tricky and impressive manuvure which will leave your opponent bamboozeled, flabbergasted, bewildered, gobsmacked and discombobulated. To perform this move, you must perform a big jump across a gap on a corner, usually done on the ranked takedown maps.

You will earn major street credit for this.

If you fail this you will take the consequence.

Guy1: Yo I just hit a corner jump
Gay2: You’re so cool man I want to be just like you

by RandomAsianMan April 9, 2022

Fruit corner

A Müller Product eaten by Mark in the hit tv show: The Peep Show, the yoghurt is named in the conversation:

Jeremy: you like blowjobs don't you?
Mark: I'm eating a fruit corner Jeremy!
Jeremy: of course you do.

Jeremy: you like blowjobs don't you?
Mark: I'm eating a fruit corner Jeremy!
Jeremy: of course you do.

by Whiteguy584,295,074 May 28, 2019

money corner

That certain corner within in the neighborhood where some people hang out and sell specific, illicit items or services which may or may not be legal in some jurisdictions.

Chad and Karen went to the hood and stopped at money corner for a sac, but instead they got their asses jacked and were lucky to run out with their spirits intact.

by BennyPEsquire January 21, 2021