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Wande

A specimen. A man who looks like a woman, but acts like a complete caveman. In other words, the human form of BigFoot.
Student A: "Yo my bus driver a Wande for real dawg"
Student B: "Nah no way, you got done dirty for real, praying for you!"
by TheRealLanceGibson April 5, 2022
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Wand

A wand is a term for a dab-pen
“Bro, pass me the wand!”
Ight bro i gotchu
by BornLegendary46 July 20, 2019
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Wand

Something Harry potter got when he became a wizard.
A thin, often wooden, minature staff, often used to point at people with a follow up of a spell. See: Spell, Harry Potter, Magic
Hagrid: "You're gonna go to Hogwarts, you're gonna do spells, you get a wand, you get a fucking owl, It'll deliver your mail. DEAL WITH IT ya TWAT!"

Harry: "I'M GONNA FUCKEN PUT MAH DICK IN THE OWL!"

Hagrid: "I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move."
by Sir Shamu February 12, 2025
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landon the wand

a person named Landon who has a wand and a wand and a wand and a wand. we could assume that Landon has a wand
-Landon has a wand
-ok- landon the wand
by estoy fukin him October 4, 2023
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wand chowder

Highly prized semen. Wand chowder is so sought after that average men would pay a stud endowed with that wand chowder to impregnate their wives.

Theo Von invented the word on the spot when a caller to his show, This Past Weekend, asked him to impregnate his wife.

See also: root sauce, stick venom
I've got that wand chowder, babyyy!
by HwackyHwednesday November 7, 2023
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wizard wand

A wizard wand is when you take your girls dildo and bust a nut all over it. You then have your girl piss on it to give it some Mello warmth. Then quickly so it doesn’t cool off stick the wand in your girls pussy. ( for special effect stick your dick in her anus to give her the two sticker). They say wizard wands are magical.
Maria and I were role playing last night and I was a warlock so I gave her a wizard wand.

I use used a wizard wand to give Mary a two sticker.
by I like the thicc Bois January 4, 2019
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nature’s wand

Such phrases implies the penis
Sarah was able to make a child by Dave’s life-giving nature’s wand.
by Peanutting the nut May 28, 2024
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