phone vote

When you see your audience pulling these out, it's a sign that your presentation is BORING.

Presenter: "Um...and this is the business model...I think?!"
*Blackberrys, iphones etc. come out*
Attendee: "Dude, phone vote says you suck."

by T. Polkinghorne July 24, 2009

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bat phone

A second phone used for talking to girls beside a wife, fiance or steady girlfriend.

I just bought a Tracphone aka "a Bat Phone" from Walmart so I won't get caught by my wife talking to this chick.

by SavageNation June 04, 2009

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Cinco Phone

Any handheld piece of technology that is old or outdated, like a cell phone or a offbrand mp3 player. The term comes from an episode of Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job that has a "commercial" that tries to peddle a ridiculously shitty cell phone.

Person One: Hey, bro, my cell phone just died. Can you mapquest directions to the party?

Person Two: Nah, sorry dude. I got the cinco phone.

or

Person One: Hey, can you take a picture of me here?

Person Two: Sorry, my cell phone doesn't have a camera.

Person One: You mean your Cinco Phone doesn't have a camera.

by cinco phone June 01, 2009

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stink phone

When you put your friends cell phone in your sweaty asscrack.Is closely related to the stink palm.The best way to do it is to rub their phone in your crack, tell them you are leaving,go somewhere where they cant see you but you can see them, and call them. It gets really good when you call them and tell them what you just did! The reaction and look on thier face---priceless. You might want to keep an eye on all of your belongings for awhile to make sure they dont try to get you back.

You should have seen the look on chris's face when I told him I gave him a stink Phone!

by choad666 January 21, 2006

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Assassin Phone

1. A phone that instead of having internet capabilities or hands free set up, has a tazer, retractable spikes, cyanide and arsenic compartments, choke cable, GPS with listings to convienent body dump sites, and a self destruction device.

2. The ultimate phone used by ultimate people. Buyers include Chuck Norris, Samuel L Jackson, Sean Connery, Benicio Del Toro, Russel Crowe, the nine members of the Wu-Tang Clan, Baby from who framed roger rabbit, Keanu Reeves, X-President Regan, Milla Jovovich, And the bald guy from Reign of Fire.

"What was the man strangled with?"
"It looks like it was done with an Assassin phone!"

by Assasin phone CEO August 27, 2007

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