Jœl Back Clamp

Where a woman rides your fucking back while a car hose clamp, coated in whale oil harvested in the Scandinavian Sea, is clamped to your fucking dick.

John: Hey, Babe, i just got some Whale oil

Bessy: Where from?

John: The Sea of Scandinavia

Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp

John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?

Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!

by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024

`'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'`Is`~`Pacifism`~`

`'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'`Is`~`Pacifism`~`

`'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'`Is`~`Pacifism`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Pimp Clamp

The clamp you put on a prostitute when she doesn't pay her bills.

I wanted to bag Lafawnduh but she had a pimp clamp on her

by CaptainBops January 23, 2024

Clamp

A social occasion or meeting

Do you want to clamp with me and go to the cinema?

by Zoooooooeeeee February 25, 2020

Clamped clam

The female equivalent to blue balls

After being lead along all night she ended the evening with frustration and a case of clamped clam

by Matt defines October 22, 2025

Shoulder clamp

What happens when you're too wasted to stand on your own two feet, but you have to walk back home or to the car

He had a few too many Moscow Mules at the bar last night, so he shoulder clamped on me as we left

by AnubisAscended March 23, 2019

Papa Clamps

A name originating in 2018, Papa Clamps defines someone who is a warrior. A man who makes his whole family proud, a ray of sunlight in a gathering of ominous clouds. Often shortened to just "Papa" for convenience, calling someone Papa Clamps is one of the greatest signs of respect you can show a man.

"Bro Papa Clamps just stole that man's girlfriend."
"Yeah, that's just what Papa Clamps does."

by rb112 January 17, 2022