simp list

a list of the people you would/will simp for,

can you believe britney put aaron on her simp list? ew.

by geh.sewer.rat_ December 6, 2020

Sex List

A list that a whore uses to remember who she had sex with

Joe: Did u see that pitsch was on danica’s sex list

Alex: No way bro

by ethanpitsch October 8, 2019

booket list

All the books I'd like to read before I die.

I want to read War and Peace before I die. It's definitely on my booket list.

by Bearbook Reader April 26, 2011

brown listed

When a person of middle eastern decent is banned from a plane fight because of their name or color of skin.

Osama Durka Durka was brown listed because he was kinda brown and reminded the flight attendant of a suicide bomber.

by dingo909090 June 8, 2011

Cookie List

The distribution list that you send an email to in the office when it's your birthday and you have left cookies by the coffee machine.

Maggie "Hi everyone, It's my brithday today, 21 again! To celebrate, please help yourselves to cookies by the coffee machine!"

Debbie "Oh damn it, I'm working from home today and I'm still on the cookie list!"

by Rhym3 August 14, 2009

unfuckable list

An unwritten (or written) list of individuals a person keeps that they find unfuckable.

Out of all the people I wouldn't do, Eric is at the top of my Unfuckable List. There ain't enough alcohol in the world for me fuck him.

by Waiting for Never December 1, 2015

Fuck-it List

A list of sexual acts in which one wishes to take part before death.

"I've never sealed the deal with a virgin before, I'm putting it on the Fuck-it List."

by 13bitters July 9, 2016