Gangsta Granny

Biggest road woman on the street she was stealing from that bitch the queen then busted and when on a madness speed on the scooter and cheffing people who don't like tea so don't fuck with her or she will put you six feet under

Random Kid"Walking"
Gangsta Granny "Who da fuck do ya think u talkin about dick head suck ya mum"
Random Kid"What?"
Gangsta Granny 'pulls out rambo' " you fuckin what mate and stabs him 97 times and speed away at a whopping 7 mph

by ImNotANoncee:) June 24, 2020

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Granny’s Yogurt

When a G.I.L.F. reaches climax, the sauce that proceeds to come out is granny’s yogurt.

Tom: hey man I was doing this smoking hot GILF last night
Mark: sick dude did you get a taste of that granny’s yogurt??

by Lecrae116 February 6, 2018

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Granny chic

The real name for shabby chic

"Hey Debbie, I just love your new table and chairs. You must tell me where you got them from"

"Thanks Anna, would you believe that they are second hand from eBay. But I was happy to pay a small fortune and way more than they are really worth because the eBay description said they were genuine Granny Chic"

by nashwick September 2, 2016

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Granny Judy

Very ancient human being. Most typically survives off of Salem ciggaretts, instant coffee, and Armor potted meat. Can be found weaing pants with elastic waist bands, Depends, and "to tight" button up shirts. Flip flops have been found to be the most consistnet form of clothing. Most notable characteristic is a constant nagging that flows freely from the oral cavity, and constant rumbling that flows even moe freely from the anal cavity.

The woman sitting on the couch on the other side of the room is Granny Judy.

by Betsy&Bertha June 28, 2009

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