Granny pannys

Something i wear on my head

I wear granny pannys on my head at school there soft u should try it

by Håkêd November 25, 2018

passion granny

A term used to describe the transformation of elderly person to a born again Christian after witnessing Mel Gibson's 'Passion of the Christ'.

'Do you think your grandma will buy us wine again?'
'Naw, ever since she saw the passion of the christ, she won't buy me alcohol'
'She's such a passion granny'

by Ebonyks September 11, 2009

Gangsta Granny

Biggest road woman on the street she was stealing from that bitch the queen then busted and when on a madness speed on the scooter and cheffing people who don't like tea so don't fuck with her or she will put you six feet under

Random Kid"Walking"
Gangsta Granny "Who da fuck do ya think u talkin about dick head suck ya mum"
Random Kid"What?"
Gangsta Granny 'pulls out rambo' " you fuckin what mate and stabs him 97 times and speed away at a whopping 7 mph

by ImNotANoncee:) June 24, 2020

Granny Shifter

USA: A person who changes gears in a car slowly
Ireland: A person who french kisses grandmothers

US Citizen: Man that person is such a granny shifter when he drives
Irishman: Why is he kissing grannies and driving?

by SMCLG September 22, 2022

Granny Marmalade

Granny marmalade occurs when a very elderly lady produces a sticky, viscous and pungent coloured mucus from her vagina.

This is also known as downstairs phlegm.

John: Granny you've spilled marmalade all over your pants again!!

Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !

by tilly tilly May 7, 2014

Granny Handing

Cumming on your hand, waiting for your hand to dry then working that crusty shit again for ultimate friction.

OR

Swimming for long enough for your hand to become wrinkly, then jerking someone off with your pruney fingers.

def. 1.
DUDE 1: hey dude shake my hand!
DUDE 2: ergh! your hands are crustier than kingsmill! you been granny handing?!

by Los Hombres, Dos August 5, 2010

Granny gunt

Granny gunt is slang for a fatty area below the belly button and above the pubic area of a grandma often as a result of weight gain.

I just can't help but shutter when I think of a granny gunt, it's so arousing.

by Ripabilly July 2, 2022