Russian Omelette

A sex move where a guy sticks an egg in a girls vagina and the guys fucks her so hard that he scrambled the egg.

Bro I was hella hungry one night so I but I didn’t have my frying pan so I had to give here the Russian omelette.

by WhiskeredPP December 22, 2020

Denver Omelette

When you loose explosive poop (see Havana Omelette), but there’s so much it creates a mound above the water line that resembles the Rocky Mountains west of Denver.

Dude… that toilet is outta commission. I just laid a Denver Omelette and it’s clogged.

by Deuce the Dung Foo Master February 12, 2024

dad omelette

When a group of men get together and all bust a nut into a frying pan or similar cooking receptacle and the last man to ejaculate has to eat the tasty creation.

Brad: hey man let’s go out for lunch

Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!

Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch

by bakedjake August 30, 2021

French Omelette

A sex move you only do with prostitutes

I smacked it up, pushed it down and flipped it like a spatula. In the end I gave her a French Omelette

by Jewverine July 31, 2016

Undercover Omelette

The stale leftovers after a gangbang at a furries party.

The stained seat on the bus had what appeared to be an undercover omelette

Jane was quite excited for this weekend's furries party, where she was known as the queen of the undercover omelette

by the wreckingball May 15, 2018

Omelette

"I'm lit"

A pun for I'm lit, meaning fun.

"Are you having fun dude?"
"Omelette"

by Moislitlol November 20, 2016

Noodle omelette

When noodles get inserted into a vagina and eaten out by another person

My friend gave he’s girlfriend a noodle omelette

by Noodlegirl April 21, 2022