Flopped Omelette

Someone who has terrible hair and an appearance that makes them easy to be made fun of

He looks like a flopped omelette with that crusty hair

by Krafffffty January 12, 2022

Iranian Omelette

The act of inserting an egg into one’s rear end and cracking it with your sphincter muscle, allowing the yolk to run into a persons mouth.

Hey honey! Let’s try the Iranian omelette!

by Don’ttouchmethere69 January 20, 2022

trunk omelette

A covid era term used when one forgets their reusable bags and has to put their groceries in their vehicle loose and has a long ride home

"Damn it honey, I forgot the reusable bags. Pretty sure we are gonna have a trunk omelette by the time we get home"

by Ian Vi. December 26, 2021

Omelette Brain

This phrase has multiple definitions: 1. You have made a small error due to incompetence or defect. 2.You have made a large error and are worthy of institutionalisation. 3.You are brain dead and require constant help and support to get through the day.

*Emily tries to unlock a BMW with her Toyota Echo car keys.
Richard: Damn it Emily! Your Omelette Brain is getting worse!

by anonymous November 27, 2020

Russian Omelette

A sex move where a guy sticks an egg in a girls vagina and the guys fucks her so hard that he scrambled the egg.

Bro I was hella hungry one night so I but I didn’t have my frying pan so I had to give here the Russian omelette.

by WhiskeredPP December 22, 2020

California Omelette

The California Omelette is the act of filling a squirt gun tank with vaginal discharge and smegma and using it to soak your enemies. Often times, urine is added to the mix to thin out the thick cheese-like discharges.

Tonya thinks she got away stealing my mans! Ima show that ho! Ima give her a California Omelette.

by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

Armagh Omelette

A style of omelette cooked in Armagh.
The omelette is prepared before creamy mashed potatoes are added and the omelette is folded over, creating a pocket of creamy mash inside the omelette.

Ben: What sort of omelette do you want?
Andy: An Armagh Omelette of course!

by SB27J March 13, 2021