by Realbitvh September 13, 2019

Oliver is a dumb little college bitch who didn't watch Scooby-Doo. Considered the odd one out even amongst homeschoolers, meeting an Oliver will almost always be the most uncomfortable feeling you've ever had. He's usually the tallass ginger that falls asleep in class, and passes with C's. He's generally socially irrelevant and is useless at parties. Probably has war stories about gay boy scouts, or something weird like that.
College Chad 1: Bro, did you see Oliver walk into class 30 minutes late? lmao
College Chad 2: No, I actually didn't.
College Chad 3: Yoooo, that dude? I ate hot dogs with him in Boy Scouts.
College Chad 2: No, I actually didn't.
College Chad 3: Yoooo, that dude? I ate hot dogs with him in Boy Scouts.
by chloe_isnt_that_bad April 11, 2022

Oliver is a fat soccer player who isn't funny at all. He hates black people and he has no friends. He is shit at basketball and he is fat. Also he is fat and fat and his belly touches the floor when he walks. He wakes up on both sides of the bed. he weighs 400 kilos and has a tiny dick. He is everyone's bitch and he sucks everyone's dick
by r2309iju3=f 32 September 5, 2022

Here comes that dumbass Oliver
by TheFakeDuckNorris June 6, 2019

by hauxxxx December 30, 2020

Oliv, someone who can't control themselves. They are crazier than a cat lady. They are often scared of closed doors and love touching and biting people butts, they also have slime fetishes and sometimes give wet willlies. Her looks can be deceiving because although she may look cute and cuddly if you get close you will regret it. She's got a good nose though.
by pedosnfelcd June 3, 2018

Oliver is a fat bastard.
by Billystinkerholesassen March 20, 2019
