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Oatmeal Cream Pie

The act of oiling your partners ass with a slightly melted stick of butter, putting oatmeal flakes on the buttered ass, and then analy cream pieing your partner.
Bro i tried the Oatmeal Cream Pie on Bekah last night. Lets just say you need to try it yourself.
by voizdy August 10, 2022
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Oatmeal Creampie

When a guy has oral sex with an old lady and creampies her.
"Yeah man, I just had an oatmeal creampie last night with that one Gilf. "
by Chrizzak H. Buchanan June 24, 2023
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Oatmeal Creampie

The act of a brown skin minority cumming in a white woman’s pussy and watching it ooze out of her, then making her eat it.
After beating up my white girls pussy, I made her eat an oatmeal creampie. A hot load of cum that just fell out of her white cunt from a big brown dick.
by D.Lang April 3, 2025
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Oatmeal Cream Pie

When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.
It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.
by Pete Camache June 25, 2025
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Oatmeal creampie

When you cum inside a person over the age of 65
I hooked up with this gilf the other night and gave her an oatmeal creampie
by DollFace07 March 17, 2023
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Oatmeal Hogan

A horrid, vile creature, half woman, half troll. Despised by any who know her. This mythical creature speaks only in lies and lures others into her coven with promises of riches. Like most demons she lives to destroy what is good and pure. Usually the Oatmeal Hogan (called “Oatmeal face” by those who have survived interactions with her) lives a solitary unloved existence, but will leave the safety of the bridge she lives beneath to attack first responders or to attend packers football games.
How did that fire district get destroyed and all those people lose fire protection? Oh that’s right they listened to Oatmeal Hogans lies.
by Shade Pilcorn July 9, 2025
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