The act of oiling your partners ass with a slightly melted stick of butter, putting oatmeal flakes on the buttered ass, and then analy cream pieing your partner.
by voizdy August 10, 2022

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 31, 2024

by Chrizzak H. Buchanan June 24, 2023

The act of a brown skin minority cumming in a white woman’s pussy and watching it ooze out of her, then making her eat it.
After beating up my white girls pussy, I made her eat an oatmeal creampie. A hot load of cum that just fell out of her white cunt from a big brown dick.
by D.Lang April 3, 2025

When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.
It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.
by Pete Camache June 25, 2025

by DollFace07 March 17, 2023

A horrid, vile creature, half woman, half troll. Despised by any who know her. This mythical creature speaks only in lies and lures others into her coven with promises of riches. Like most demons she lives to destroy what is good and pure. Usually the Oatmeal Hogan (called “Oatmeal face” by those who have survived interactions with her) lives a solitary unloved existence, but will leave the safety of the bridge she lives beneath to attack first responders or to attend packers football games.
How did that fire district get destroyed and all those people lose fire protection? Oh that’s right they listened to Oatmeal Hogans lies.
by Shade Pilcorn July 9, 2025
