bathroom nuke 

A very large shit usually taken after eating any type of food that is shit-inducing. A bathroom nuke is the deadliest of all shits in that when a person has a bathroom nuke the whole area must be decontaminated for the next 48 hours.

I went to the bathroom today,opened a stall,and there was a bathroom nuke everywhere.

bathroom nuke by Wetback Joe May 25, 2010

Naked Friday 

Naked Friday is a special event that happens once a week.

it is customary in England. Buffalo NY. Noray and Finland to celebrate Naked Friday by relaxing at home naked.

Obviously you wouldn't do it outside that is weird.

naked Friday is best celebrated with friends. However not in the same room. that would be weird.

wee: Hey jack. what are you doing tonight.

Jack: It's Naked Friday !?!?!?

Wee: Oh yeah. Let's get naked. But not together. that would be weird.

Jack: STD

Naked Friday by Naked Friday July 18, 2014

Naked Brothers Band 

A group of elementary school fags who write songs about love and gfs when their only like 10, obviously following in the shoes of Miley Clitoris; trying to make kids feel they have to get boyfriends and girlfriends at 10 and get prego at 16. They also had a show where they pretend its like reality TV with their Meth-head dad and old hooker caretaker in the Age of Nickelodeon where cartoons like Rugrats and Invader ZIM started disappearing and in came crappy live action teen dramas from TEENnick like Zoey 101 that took over like the 3rd Reich.

Crazy Car sounds like a 4 year old wrote it.
-my thoughts on the naked brothers band

Naked Brothers Band by An evil waffle April 5, 2010

Duke Nukem Forever 

A notoriously delayed shooter. Starring everyone's favorite Crazy Awesome Badass Motherfucker: Duke Nukem, it has been delayed for twelve years.

Then 3drealms shut down. It looked like all hope was lost...

UNTIL GEARBOX CAME IN AND SAVED THE DAY! No, seriously, for the first time in 12 years, at PAX, it was finally confirmed that the game was going to be released, and playable, in 2011. To further drive the point home, it was actually playable at PAX. After a four-hour line, of course.

I'm here to kick ass and release Duke Nukem Forever, and I'm all out of ass.

ALWAYS BET ON DUKE.

Duke Nukem Forever by ARatherPoorDriver October 28, 2010

naked pirate

When an individual, often female, is forced to wear an eye patch after experiencing a male ejaculate into their eye/eyes.

James turned Missy into a naked pirate last night after the football game.

naked pirate by used and abused by mr. wear May 24, 2009

Naked computer kid 

A young male who spends his adolescent years sitting in front of his laptop communicating via webcam with underage girls...naked.

*Random Conversations*
"...Yeah and we were like talking using webcam and he was like 'Oh, would it be awkward if I told you I was naked right now..?'"
"Oh! He must have been Naked Computer Kid!"

Naked computer kid by VirginiaisaLesbian May 15, 2009

nuke the blunt

When after you roll a blunt that is too wet and don't want to use a bic lighter to dry it, you decide to place the blunt in the microwave for 15 seconds to dry it out.

Stoner Joe: "Naw, my blunt was wet one time so I nuke the blunt for acouple seconds and it was crispier then anything I could do with a bic."

Mary Jane: "Why would you smoke a crispy blunt?"

Stoner Joe: "I decided it would be faster to dry it with a microwave then dry it with my lighter, plus now I don't waste lighter fluid."

nuke the blunt by 420Chase January 20, 2017