nevada surprise

When a female diver gives a blowjob to the male in the passenger seat. While the male steers the car.

Person 1: Did Chad get into a car accident?
Person 2: Yeah, he and his girlfriend messed up a Nevada surprise.
Person 1: Well at least he went a bang.

by PineapplePenguin May 3, 2019

Quints By Surprise

An American TV show on TLC, documenting the lives of the Jones family. Ethan and Casey Jones have six children:

Eliot McKenna (Girl) - 6/7 (i think)
And QUINTUPLETS! - age 3
Brooklyn Faith (Girl)
Britton Grace (Girl)
Jack William (Boy)
Lila Addison (Girl)
Ryan Elizabeth (Girl)

Check out the show by searching 'Quints By Surprise' on Youtube!

P.S. Lila Addison and Ryan Elizabeth are my favourite. ADORABLE!

'Hey, have you seen the show Quints By Surprise?'
'Yeah, those kids are so cute! Especially Lila and Ryan'

by Live.Laugh.Lie June 28, 2012

Marmite Surprise

When a girl has black poop in between her vaginal lips (labia) but the outside is clean. It's a "Marmite Surprise" when you spread her lips.

John: How did your date with Sarah go? Did you score a home run?
Dave: Yeah dude, it was great. Even got a Marmite Surprise! I didn't even know she was into that sort of thing...
John: Aw man! You always have the best dates!

by woofles August 4, 2015

The Surpriser Riser

noun, The term used to represent the event any man, including myself, despises: Getting an erection in public, usually when in an open area and/or near many other people. The victim generally walks like an old guy, seems to be weilding a very large gerbil in their pants, or simply tries to think of gory, morbid, discusting, non-arousing things to get rid of The Surpriser Riser. Usually, when the man may be ok with having an erection later, as he is alone, he will not get one. Until he goes out in public again.

"Oh, fuck! Not The Surpriser Riser again!"

by Carson Lynch July 13, 2006

Puppy Surprise

An act of sexual intercourse involving two women and one man. The man must first be wearing a strap-on dildo facing behind him. He must position one women in front of him and one behind him. This allows him to penetrate both women simultaneously.

Them girls was beggin' for that puppy surprise.

by Miami Mike January 16, 2006

German Surprise

n. When a person is recieving head and is about to cum, he does not warn the participant, but rather lets it all out in her throat. She then chokes because of the surprising nature of the matter and then continues to lap it up and finish the job.

"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the german surprise!"

"If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you the german surprise."

by buckeyefever09 April 15, 2008

The Wells Surprise

noun The act of substituting photos of one's self engaging in intercourse with another man with various photos around your place of residence. This act is followed by a clear disregard to any infraction when faced with inquiries about said photos.

When she came home from work, Megan got The Wells Surprise. Even though the evidence was apparent, I continued to play my xbox and ignore her accusations.

by Jose Myser January 11, 2009