Deuce

A rebound that helps you get over your #1 love.

Joe dumped you? You gotta get a Deuce.

by Mondiggy July 21, 2005

deuce

Means lame; opposite of 'ace' meaning cool. Used in Cariboo Region of British Columbia, Canada all through elementary and junior high school in the 70's.

Whoa! You got jumped for your lunch money by that grade eight fucker? That's deuce, man.

by moneyjane March 16, 2005

deuce

A two dollar canadian coin. So cool that it is hardly ever heard.

"Could i get a loony and four quarters for this deuce?"

by C. Prettiebottom November 11, 2006

deuces

A phrase and hand gesture often used by Auckland University students as a way to say the number 2 or to say goodbye

Jarrid: later (chuckin up deuces)

Louis: (chuckin up a deuce)

Jarrid: how many girls did you get with last night

Louis: deuces.

by jaz23 March 19, 2011

deuce

a two seater car

used back in the olden days

blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce another runner in the night.-manfred mann

by janza face July 29, 2007

Deuce

a woman weighing in excess of 200 pounds but under 300 pounds - see trezor. commonly followed with a multiple of 10 to give a more precise approximation of weight.

She's gotta be at least a deuce, maybe even a deuce-forty shorty.

by Spencer Chan May 9, 2008

deuce

noun or verb - 2 hits of a cigarette

(noun) - Yo lemme get a deuce.
(verb) - Lemme deuce that muthafucka.

by youngbull July 1, 2005