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Nickelback

Nickelback: System by which you get paid a nickel for each day you don't listen to the band with the same name.
Thanks to the Nickelback benefit, I'm collecting 365 nickels tomorrow, yikes!
by anonymous November 6, 2024
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Nickelback

A band that people only hate because the Internet told them to do so.
Why do people hate Nickelback?
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2023
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Nickelback

Having sex with a person an and blast ur hot steamy sticky cum in the booty for only a nickel
Oh yeah I picked up a girl on the streets and we had a nickelback
by R u feeling it now mr crabs December 3, 2019
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Nickelback

The most brutal, violent, satanist band you’ll ever see or hear. Their lyrics would make the toughest metalhead throw up and gouge their eyes out. Their sound is so brutal it makes your ears bleed. They say that if you say Nickelback three times in the dark Satan itself will appear, and will tell you:

« Look at this picture. »

What happens next is unknown, but if the person survives they must put uncooked Ramen on their heads for three days or else they die an horrible death. Cannibal Corpse is a pussy band compared to the unholy visceral beast that is Nickelback. No band will EVER be as underrated and violent as Nickelback.

...Shit, I said the name three times. It’s dark.
« Nickelback is trve metal. Haterz are fockin poserz. »
by Individual of Truth October 19, 2019
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Nickelback

A band people only hate because the Internet told them to.
"Why do we hate Nickelback?"
"We just do."
"Ok."
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2023
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Nickelback Riders

gay porn involving Puerto Rican and black men originating from Miami Florida. typically recorded in large high class apartment buildings such as Brickell Flatiron
Dude I just found the craziest nickelback riders video I've ever seen you gotta check this out
by 997821c April 21, 2023
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nickelback sandwich

Stuck between a Janney and an Ashley, singing karaoke, bumming menthols, drinking well liquor, and chasing with funfetti cupcakes.
Bro, we totally had ourselves a Nickelback sandwich last night.
by SandiestOrb April 21, 2019
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