by 666*FUNKY~FRESH~FLAILER*666 October 09, 2021
Oh man I was drinking with Nard last night and I don't remember anything, I hope he didn't give me a SNEAKY NARD
by Falling Eagle August 11, 2017
When one cums in a persons butt hole and then eats the poop and semen out of hole. After this, the person then transfers the fluid from their mouth into someone elses butthole, and then that person shits into a blender and puts vodka in it. Then blends it and puts it in shot glasses. Then takes shots with the liquid.
by Nard_dog4321 June 11, 2022
A lil' fart that depending on how your seated creaks out from under your balls (nard) instead of cracking out the back.
by Nard puff June 20, 2022
That bitch is such a nard goblin.
by Slygeekta October 30, 2015
A terrific example of a human being that can be cool yet also a complete douche. Basically, a best friend type person that happens to make choices in his/her life that make you wish you could hit them with a frying pan. A tremendous combination of awesome factors and qualities of the douchiest. Most likely in his/her 30's or 40's, and having lived an eventful life. Also, most likely to be a manager of a Cracker Barrel or some other embarrassing position.
Look at that guy, he is so funny and awesome, but he makes horrible choices and blows off his best friend to go to bed at 8 at night.
Wow, you just described a Douche-Nard!!!
Wow, you just described a Douche-Nard!!!
by Sparklz So Good February 21, 2013
A sudden and sometimes fatal occurrence of testicular thrombosis, typically resulting in the death of nard tissue. See nardiac arrest
by Wafflebender May 18, 2015