monopoly mustach

to jizz on ones upper lip and let it dry until it hardens.

yeah lick that monopoly mustach.

by stackattack January 2, 2011

Hotsauce Mustache

A mustache of blood that appears on one's upper lip after eating a period blood soaked vagina.

That chick Nancy just gave Jon a Hotsauce Mustache!
Gross man, the only way to get it off is to use a Maxi-pad and medicated wipes.

by tstewstew July 7, 2011

sex mustache

If sex hair means what a girl's hair looks like after sex then sex mustache is what a mustache looks like after sex.

To a guy with a messy mustache: "Dude you have wicked sex mustache going on right now."

A mustache, post mustache ride.

by Emma Mara November 20, 2013

red milk mustache

Its what you get when eat a girl out on her period

guy1, i ate this girl out and she gave me a red milk mustache !
guy2, she must have been on her period.

by rev_b April 9, 2009

Detroit Mustache

When a man takes a steaming dump, and smears it on his woman's upper lip (like a mustache). The man then smashes his pubes into her face, leaving loose hair in the fresh fecal matter.

My girl and I were watching Top Gun the other night and I Detroit Mustached her face like Goose.

by Hunnicut1986 July 26, 2011

High School mustache

Adj. 1. The mustache that appears usually on young men when starting to go through puberty. 2. Very thin mustache with thin fine hairs 3. Usually found on pale zit faced nerds, rednecks and Mexicans.

"The guy is 28 and only needs to shave once a month. At best he can get a high school mustache.

by Caz July 16, 2004

dave mustaine

The amazing guitarist (good singer as well) for the thrash metal band Megadeth. Known for being one of the bitchiest people on the planet (holds grugdes against all of Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, the dude from Headbanger's Ball, just about every member of his own band, Suicidal Tendencies, and Rotting Christ to name a few). Also formed the traveling Gigantour, a traveling tour much like Ozzfest, only good.

Dave Mustaine may be a whiny son of a bitch, but he can play really fucking fast, so it's cool.

by sickness13 February 1, 2007