Mufferfluffin

An eased-up and more relaxed way to describe a vicious, mean or despicable person without seeming as an insult.

This mufferfluffin stole my bag of chips!

by ManoEddoUrban November 29, 2025

Muffed

To be squeezed by a girls thighs while eating her muffin and her pubes are tickling your nostrils.

I want to be muffed between my girls thighs.

by GG.6969 February 16, 2026

pumpkin muffer

Someone who puts pumpkin muffins up their butt whole

Katrina is a pumpkin muffer and it's disgusting

by Poopynose November 30, 2016

get muffed up

To get fucked up.

We’re gonna get muffed up tonight!

by Themuffreport February 10, 2019

Hustle Muffet

A person that does the thing they were going to do while leading you to believe they weren't going to.

Becky is such a {Hustle Muffet} she just makes me so confused.

by Imadeyoureadmydefinitionha August 3, 2019

Montana mooch muffer

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.

I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.

by Slimpickins5431 January 6, 2021